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LizVegas79

LizVegas79

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I was DARED into starting a new thread today by IndieSoul so .....

I hope this is pretty self-explanatory ... share your sexy dreams!

WHO was in them?

WHAT happened?

WHERE were you?

WHEN did you have this dream?

WHY do you think you might have had this dream?

:devil: :D
 
I was walking alone through a dense and verdant Spring forest. I was barefoot, and, for some reason, was inappropriately wearing a very skimpy skirt and a see-through white blouse. The outfit was completed by a knee length, blood red, hooded cape.

When I reached a grassy opening, I set down my picnic basket next to a crystal and murmuring stream. I settled on the cushiony grass, poured myself some wine and begun to read a book of pornographic limericks.

After a while, I had the feeling I was being watched. Furtively looking around, I saw some movement in nearby bushes. A large horse-like satyr emerged and approached the water as if I wasn’t there. I should have been frightened, but was too involved in admiring this impressive specimen.

His stallion body was a satin, imperial black. His human torso was a muscular, copper. There was hair on his chest and long, black locks flowed back from his forehead. As he bent for a drink, his muscles and tendons rippled with a primal strength. With his thirst sated, he turned to me and crossed the stream to stand by my side.

This statuesque being towered above me. Wordlessly, he eyed me with undisguised lust. From my supine position, my eyes were drawn to his genitals and by mouth dropped open at their generous proportions.

As if reading my mind, he became aroused and grew stiff. He swept me up in his strapping arms and kissed me with lips that were fiery, but soft for such a woodland beast. My body responded to the passion and I embraced him while stroking his thick and silky mane. His power was fierce, yet, his touch was tender. As we kissed and caressed, he gently removed my clothes and my skin was a moonbeam contrast to his dark flesh.

I moistened and my actions encouraged him. When I became enflamed and we approached coupling, there was a flicker of fear in my eyes. Not from the taboo tryst, but, his enormous size. His eyes assured me there was nothing to fear.

I surrendered to him completely and spread to accept the sword I craved. He moved slowly, but with an animal intensity. I gave a whimper as I parted to accept him. I could feel every inch as he filled me. It felt impossible, but I stretched to welcome the armlike cock. Instead of pain, I experienced a fulfillment like nothing else. I urged him to press deeper and deeper. His heat was like a branding iron, and one I wanted.

With a naked thrill, I moved to enjoy every nerve tingling sensation of this feral delight. His warm breadth filled my ears and his hand excited my breasts as we rocked amid the sunbeams and flowers and fecund scent of the wild. With the bucking, my soul soared and my flesh burned. I saw midday stars and hints of Paradise. I didn’t want it to end, but I wanted to explode with sensual pleasure. As he made my body his own, I screamed with a joyful climax that echoed across the valley and reverberated in my skull. I melted and he cradled me as he finished by rising on his hind legs and filling me with a hot flood.
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I think it was my spicy dinner. As you can imagine, I plan to test that theory by having that meal again soon.
 
Lia Monde said:
I was walking alone through a dense and verdant Spring forest. I was barefoot, and, for some reason, was inappropriately wearing a very skimpy skirt and a see-through white blouse. The outfit was completed by a knee length, blood red, hooded cape.

When I reached a grassy opening, I set down my picnic basket next to a crystal and murmuring stream. I settled on the cushiony grass, poured myself some wine and begun to read a book of pornographic limericks.

After a while, I had the feeling I was being watched. Furtively looking around, I saw some movement in nearby bushes. A large horse-like satyr emerged and approached the water as if I wasn’t there. I should have been frightened, but was too involved in admiring this impressive specimen.

His stallion body was a satin, imperial black. His human torso was a muscular, copper. There was hair on his chest and long, black locks flowed back from his forehead. As he bent for a drink, his muscles and tendons rippled with a primal strength. With his thirst sated, he turned to me and crossed the stream to stand by my side.

This statuesque being towered above me. Wordlessly, he eyed me with undisguised lust. From my supine position, my eyes were drawn to his genitals and by mouth dropped open at their generous proportions.

As if reading my mind, he became aroused and grew stiff. He swept me up in his strapping arms and kissed me with lips that were fiery, but soft for such a woodland beast. My body responded to the passion and I embraced him while stroking his thick and silky mane. His power was fierce, yet, his touch was tender. As we kissed and caressed, he gently removed my clothes and my skin was a moonbeam contrast to his dark flesh.

I moistened and my actions encouraged him. When I became enflamed and we approached coupling, there was a flicker of fear in my eyes. Not from the taboo tryst, but, his enormous size. His eyes assured me there was nothing to fear.

I surrendered to him completely and spread to accept the sword I craved. He moved slowly, but with an animal intensity. I gave a whimper as I parted to accept him. I could feel every inch as he filled me. It felt impossible, but I stretched to welcome the armlike cock. Instead of pain, I experienced a fulfillment like nothing else. I urged him to press deeper and deeper. His heat was like a branding iron, and one I wanted.

With a naked thrill, I moved to enjoy every nerve tingling sensation of this feral delight. His warm breadth filled my ears and his hand excited my breasts as we rocked amid the sunbeams and flowers and fecund scent of the wild. With the bucking, my soul soared and my flesh burned. I saw midday stars and hints of Paradise. I didn’t want it to end, but I wanted to explode with sensual pleasure. As he made my body his own, I screamed with a joyful climax that echoed across the valley and reverberated in my skull. I melted and he cradled me as he finished by rising on his hind legs and filling me with a hot flood.
.......

I think it was my spicy dinner. As you can imagine, I plan to test that theory by having that meal again soon.
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You better go have that meal again! :heart:

I haven't had a decent dream in weeks - ugh
 
Last night I had a sexy dream about my boss' wife, who is also my boss. Woke up rock hard.
 
LizVegas79 said:
Deets please - did you get caught? Were you afraid you were about to? :)
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In the dream she climbed on my lap and told me not to worry about her husband. "Let's see about getting you a raise" she said as the undid my pants.
 
whenagain said:
In the dream she climbed on my lap and told me not to worry about her husband. "Let's see about getting you a raise" she said as the undid my pants.
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So was it a full intercourse dream or did it stop before you popped?

(curious minds you know ... ;) :) )
 
whenagain said:
Didn't get that far. About as far as her pushing my face in her tits and stroking me.
Didn't cum.
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Is it a little awkward at work today?

When you first saw her this morning, did you feel embarrassed? Were you wondering if she could tell by the look in your eyes that you had a dream about her?

(women can be very intuitive about that stuff btw)
 
Reason for this dream: last night at the company party we had karaoke. Aforementioned boss joined me, unexpectedly on a song. It was really hot and I had to try not to get turned on right there.
 
LizVegas79 said:
Is it a little awkward at work today?

When you first saw her this morning, did you feel embarrassed? Were you wondering if she could tell by the look in your eyes that you had a dream about her?

(women can be very intuitive about that stuff btw)
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I, ah, have the day off today. Getting kinda nervous about my next day on, as this is getting me worked up. Dreams are one thing but. . .

You think she'll know? Can other women "tell" if a guy has jerked off to them?
 
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whenagain said:
I, ah, have the day off today.

You think she'll know?
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Well, probably not if you're not going to see her for another day or so.

But if you had gone into work today, I don't know ....

Sometimes a platonic friend or co-worker that I've had fun with the night before kind of gives me a funny look the next day and I've felt that something is a little different. Especially if there was a party or alcohol involved and we got a little touchy feely the night before.

It's happened to me a few times.

Maybe I just imagined it. Maybe I subconsciously could smell or sense a lower amount of testosterone or pheromones in the air because he went home and you know.

Good question though.

Any other women ever felt like something was a little different the next day? :)
 
i was dreaming about my date last friday. being tied to the bed and reduced to a sweaty puddle of mess by my girlfriend. first fingers and tongue, then Hitachi wand.
as i drifted off into a numbing warmth in my dream, i drifted off.
 
bunny4med said:
i was dreaming about my date last friday. being tied to the bed and reduced to a sweaty puddle of mess by my girlfriend. first fingers and tongue, then Hitachi wand.
as i drifted off into a numbing warmth in my dream, i drifted off.
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I swear I'm going to try and force myself to have this exact same dream tonight!


ydahecnot said:
Girlfriend? I will be posting tomorrow
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But the present is a gift ;) :)
 
LizVegas79 said:
You better go have that meal again! :heart:

I haven't had a decent dream in weeks - ugh
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My dreams don’t usually trend to fairy tale type fantasies, but it certainly was invigorating.

Typically, a sexy dream will be seeded by some erotic thoughts during the day. For example, at a coffee shop. Notice someone that is stylishly dressed and exuding a warmth and charm. My mind wanders to “What if...”. Their physique, their undergarments, their flesh, flirty talk, etc. If that doesn’t lead to some immediate arousal and furtive attempts at stimulationh, then they’ll occasionally make it into a dream. Often, the dream scenario is much more sexually charged. Isn’t imagination wonderful?
 
I actually did recently....

My husband and I were sitting at a table in a restaurant eating dinner and talking, when all of a sudden there was an earthquake. We didn't stop what we were doing, but just carried on with our conversation and meal...

Next thing in my dream, I guess the earthquake turned out to be us, because we were in bed together in my dream....I guess we were shakin...lol
 
It's beautiful reading about all these naughty dreams. I usually have trouble remembering my dreams. I read on an article that people on average remember only 2% of their dreams. The only way I realize sometimes that I had a really naughty dream is when I wet my boxers (no..not pee) lol!
 
reloadeddd said:
It's beautiful reading about all these naughty dreams. I usually have trouble remembering my dreams. I read on an article that people on average remember only 2% of their dreams. The only way I realize sometimes that I had a really naughty dream is when I wet my boxers (no..not pee) lol!
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That's one reason why I wanted to start this thread - we all tend to forget our dreams so I thought it would be fun to have a place where we could all write them down and talk about them :D
 
I had a quick less sexual but more funny dream the other night. My wife and I were in a big room with beds (random) and there was this dad (in his 50’s) with his 20 something daughter. Nothing sexual was happening anywhere. Just a gathering of people. I asked him if his hot daughter could give me a handjob. He thought for a minute and said “sure, if your wife is willing to give me a blowjob.” I asked my wife (a few beds away) just to get a response out of her. I knew she’d freak and when she did , “I’m not giving a blowjob!” I about died laughing. Not really a fair trade either. The whole thing made me laugh more than it made me horny, but super random.
 
xianpeters said:
I've had a few sexy dreams over the years, but I've never had a wet dream. Even as a teen, sadly, I would always wake up a hot mess just as the dream was climaxing. So frustrating.
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Poor baby - there's nothing like waking up in the middle of a huge orgasm! :D

Solsurfer said:
I had a quick less sexual but more funny dream the other night. My wife and I were in a big room with beds (random) and there was this dad (in his 50’s) with his 20 something daughter. Nothing sexual was happening anywhere. Just a gathering of people. I asked him if his hot daughter could give me a handjob. He thought for a minute and said “sure, if your wife is willing to give me a blowjob.” I asked my wife (a few beds away) just to get a response out of her. I knew she’d freak and when she did , “I’m not giving a blowjob!” I about died laughing. Not really a fair trade either. The whole thing made me laugh more than it made me horny, but super random.
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From an analysis perspective I'd be tempted to say this dream might indicate a little subconscious sexual frustration.

However, another perspective could be that you're opening up to new possibilities in your relationship with your wife which is very positive.

On a third level, I love funny sex dreams! To me they indicate harmony and joy :D

Any other thoughts on this one anybody?
 
LizVegas79 said:
Poor baby - there's nothing like waking up in the middle of a huge orgasm! :D



From an analysis perspective I'd be tempted to say this dream might indicate a little subconscious sexual frustration.

However, another perspective could be that you're opening up to new possibilities in your relationship with your wife which is very positive.

On a third level, I love funny sex dreams! To me they indicate harmony and joy :D

Any other thoughts on this one anybody?
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Thanks Doc. Frustration for sure. But I also love getting a reaction out of my wife. Good times. I’m not going to tell her about it or she’ll start questioning me and might be a tad miffed. Maybe I can change some details and then tell her. That could work. Like if it was another couple our age. That could be more interesting to see her reaction to that scenario. I’ll let you know how it goes. ;)
 
LanguageOfLove said:
I actually did recently....

My husband and I were sitting at a table in a restaurant eating dinner and talking, when all of a sudden there was an earthquake. We didn't stop what we were doing, but just carried on with our conversation and meal...

Next thing in my dream, I guess the earthquake turned out to be us, because we were in bed together in my dream....I guess we were shakin...lol
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No doubt you were causing the shaking...glad it lasted for a while :)
 
I had a dream last night my husband and I were walking thru this ultra-modern museum/party space with sexy mood lighting and in every room we passed were these sort of robotic moving chairs and couches with various restraints and dildos and other sex toys attached to them.

There were also very sexy, very, very beautiful robots (females and males) in some of the rooms and in the main foyer where we were walking.

Eventually I got separated from my husband and so it was just me and one of my gf's walking along, giggling and pointing and getting extremely turned on as we were trying to decide which room to go in and try first.

(we started watching that new show "HUMANS" on Prime last night - no doubt that caused it. Super sexy though. I hope the dream continues tonight! :devil:)
 
What a great thread! I have sexy dreams every other week or so. The last was last week. I was in IKEA wandering around one of the rooms when a co-worker of mine from the university came in. She wanted to test one of the beds by lying down on it and invited me to do the same next to her. She said this is nice and I agreed. She leaned over and kissed me and said, Let’s really try this out and pulled off her blouse and straddled me. One thing led to another and, of course, we fucked. Almost a wet dream!
 
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