Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
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Hey, I don't generally bite hard, but I bite meaningfully.
There’s a difference.
There’s a difference.
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Finally found the cat in my daughter's bed while she was at work.
That depends on the size of the zoo, the size of the cat, and the size of the hat. Value is arbitrary.A cat in a hat is worth two in a zoo.
Cats are like that.
Just answer the question; do you like cashews, yes or no?
Well, yes, but I'm not Hungarian right now. It's cofefe time. Thank you for acknowledging that I'm the greatest erotica writer of all time.
I think your comments may produce fire and fury in the hearts of all covfefe lovers the world over.
God save us from the puritans.
You know basketball players are only shoe salesmen, right?For overpriced shoes are always with us.
You know basketball players are only people allowed to be shoe salesmen, right?
Well, talking about all the reindeer games might have worked against you.
But I only know about one game Mr. and Mrs.Claus play.
You really met them?!They really are perfect dears, actually.
You nearly ate them?!
They were very delicious, I assure you.
You really wrote them wishful letters?
Yeah, but I only wanted to do bad things with elves so we didn't chat long.
Well, I hope you had a, uh, pleasant view at the north pole.
I guess you would but I still say preference depends on what you WANT to see.You see a whole lot more of the strippers at the pole than the ballerinas at the bar.
I like to see a handsome man fix my roof.
Hey, you had your choice, heaven or hell, now you live with it. Well, die, um, exist, whatever.I agree, it's a nice view. It would even get better when it stops raining fire all the time..
Hey, you had your choice, chocolate or red-velvet, now you live with your choice and keep your fingers away from my chocolate cake.
Fine, I'll trade you. I'll take the little red velvet muffin. You take the big chocolate cake, and get to work on making your man-boobs bigger. (But I still think working on your biceps would be more advantageous.). I feel this inequality might be boob related, you got them and I don't.
What, monthly is no good? Fine I'll go back and talk to your wife..... So I talked to your wife and she said she'll make a deal with you, if you loose sixty pounds and build your muscles and biceps to hunk levels like when you two were dating, she'll let you do whatever you want to do in the bedroom once a week.