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I don't mind them on guys, but not half way down their butts. What's the point of wearing skinny jeans if not to show off your arse?!

This is Amurika, we wear our pants around our knees to do exactly that, show off our ass. Plus, we get to hold our pee-pee in public, but it looks like we're trying to hold up our pants. We do it because it's SO cool!


<this was sarcasm - dudes with their pants around their knees need to be shot, run over, drawn and quartered, and otherwise removed from this planet>
 
I don't even know who Christina Hendricks is.

She's on Mad Men. Pretty girl. Her boobs are even bigger than mine! LOL I honestly don't know how she kept her strapless dress up at this years Emmy Awards! That was some impressive dress making/engineering there!
 
Well you should probably show us yours imemkay so we can judge.

Motion seconded! All in favor say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"
Those opposed, say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"

I am NippleMuncher and I endorse this message. :D:D
 
Motion seconded! All in favor say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"
Those opposed, say, "imemkay, show us your boobs!"

I am NippleMuncher and I endorse this message. :D:D

How do I get myself in these situations??

I'll not show them, NM. I'd have to pick your chin up off the floor... They're real, and they're spectacular! :)
 
How do I get myself in these situations??

I'll not show them, NM. I'd have to pick your chin up off the floor... They're real, and they're spectacular! :)

You get yourself into these situations by making statements like this that require proof! I'll have you know I am quite the authority on spectacular boobs, and reserve the right for final judgment on any and all said boob related offerings. Now, do your part to help the cause and show us your boobs!

;););););););););)
 
You get yourself into these situations by making statements like this that require proof! I'll have you know I am quite the authority on spectacular boobs, and reserve the right for final judgment on any and all said boob related offerings. Now, do your part to help the cause and show us your boobs!

;););););););););)

Well, with a name like Nipple Muncher, I'm sure you are an authority. I must have missed the part where I "offered" my boobs! :) Just go google a pic of Christina Hendricks and imagine her name is MK! lol
 
Well, with a name like Nipple Muncher, I'm sure you are an authority. I must have missed the part where I "offered" my boobs! :) Just go google a pic of Christina Hendricks and imagine her name is MK! lol

No, no, I didn't say that I was an authority, I said I was THE authority on spectacular boobs.

This statement is the "offering" of which was spoken of:
I'd have to pick your chin up off the floor... They're real, and they're claim!

And as much as I hate floor chin, I must inspect them to vilify the veracity of your statement.
 
No, no, I didn't say that I was an authority, I said I was THE authority on spectacular boobs.

This statement is the "offering" of which was spoken of:


And as much as I hate floor chin, I must inspect them to vilify the veracity of your statement.

Oh excuse me, THE authority! I do beg your pardon!

hmmm...yeah, I didn't see a sentence that asked "NM, would you like to look at my boobs to see for yourself how spectacular they are?"
 
hmmm...yeah, I didn't see a sentence that asked "NM, would you like to look at my boobs to see for yourself how spectacular they are?"

But you just did, it's right here, and yes, I would. ;):rose:


<you know I'm teasing, right? :confused: >
 
I don't even know who Christina Hendricks is.

I'm always one who wants to educate.

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I saw it.

So did I, now if we could only see "them"! :D




I am just teasing, imemkay, unless you want to show them, then I'm not, but otherwise you don't have too, unless the mood strikes, because I'd like to see them, but only if you want to. Ok? No pressure, just saying that it would be lovely if you were to share if you wanted to because I'd really really like to see, but it's ok if you don't because I'll love you just the same, not quite as much, of course, but still, I'll love you. ;);););):rose::rose::kiss:
 
Look NM!!!! Pmann posted some pics! Ditch the red hair, replace it with dark brown and there you have MK! LOL
 
So did I, now if we could only see "them"! :D




I am just teasing, imemkay, unless you want to show them, then I'm not, but otherwise you don't have too, unless the mood strikes, because I'd like to see them, but only if you want to. Ok? No pressure, just saying that it would be lovely if you were to share if you wanted to because I'd really really like to see, but it's ok if you don't because I'll love you just the same, not quite as much, of course, but still, I'll love you. ;);););):rose::rose::kiss:

ok, if i want to show them, i'll let you know. but not because i feel pressured, but you know, if the mood strikes me, since you are the reigning authority, but we'll see how it goes. as long as you'll still love me either way. I'd be just crushed if i thought you wouldn't love me. ;)
 
I'm always one who wants to educate.

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I seriously question the veracity of this image being of Christina. She's said in numerous interviews that she has no intentions of showing them off. That is unfortunate for us who appreciate such things.
 
I seriously question the veracity of this image being of Christina. She's said in numerous interviews that she has no intentions of showing them off. That is unfortunate for us who appreciate such things.

It's like that phoney pic of Skarsgard on the Imemkay and Saucyminx thread. Does it really matter? Everyone knows it's not him, or in this case Christina. Let the boy have his fantasies.
 
Look NM!!!! Pmann posted some pics! Ditch the red hair, replace it with dark brown and there you have MK! LOL

Ah, yes, but there was some photo manipplulation going on there, which is why I must have pornographic evidential proof of the beauties you behold. ;):D
 
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