R. Richard
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The ceiling needs painting.
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The ceiling needs painting.
"Chris Hansen is right behind you."
"Is it in yet?"
Are you done yet?
*knock knock knock* "Mom, can I use your bathroom? So-and-so just took a crap in mine and I can't go in there."
*knock knock knock* "Can I come in? I need to get a diaper for the baby, its REALLY full."
*knock knock knock* "Mom, Can I come in? I need to ask you something."
*knock knock knock* "Mom, Can I come in? I'm going to bed and I want a good night kiss."
Pretty much anything that's prefaced with *knock knock knock* is full of the bad kind of suck, in particular anything having to do with shit, entering my bedroom, or requests for 'mom'.
Next question - How do you politely tell the kids, "Hey! Piss off! We're fuckin here!"
I share her all day, damnit. Can I have fifteen minutes of peace to fuck my wife please?
Kids are such cock-blockers. /sigh
Have you ever heard of FDS?