SuperHeroRalph
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My Wish For Today
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I wish I wasn't speechless, but there are some who know I can't talk during sex, or while laughing hysterically and peeing in my pants.
You guys are too much and I mean that in the best of ways.
You've made my day have a perfect ending.
You guys are too much and I mean that in the best of ways.
You've made my day have a perfect ending.SuperHeroRalph
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I wish I wasn't speechless, but there are some who know I can't talk during sex, or while laughing hysterically and peeing in my pants.
You guys are too much and I mean that in the best of ways.
Perfect ending? Of course, you mean a happy ending and I'm not talkin' about an ice cream sundae after a full meal at Friendly's restaurant. After a (ahem_ massage, i'm talking about asking that cute Asian woman for a...oh, never mind.
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I wish I knew how to be alive.
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I wish I wasn't speechless, but there are some who know I can't talk during sex, or while laughing hysterically and peeing in my pants.
You guys are too much and I mean that in the best of ways.
Somehow I've always imagined a perfect ending as involving that perfect end of yours and a very eager front end of the nearest postman
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YoursSINSerely
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Somehow I've always imagined a perfect ending as involving that perfect end of yours and a very eager front end of the nearest postman
I wish Kurt was still my mailman.
YoursSINSerely
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I know an Asian woman. Don't ya just wish she'd make a visit to you?
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I wish I could just twitch my nose and the Christmas tree would be completely decorated.
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May tomorrow pass on swift wings , and on to Rum night.
This is for Friday, wished on Thursday.
This is for Friday, wished on Thursday.
TheeGoatPig
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I wish I could meet a woman that is as attracted to me as I am to her. Actually meet her, with greetings, a conversation, and trading of phone numbers.
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Do you think that you Mom would want to have sex with you?
"Kidding, just kidding."
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That is sad, makes me feel depressed and harshes my buzz. So:
Wish granted in 5 easy steps:
1. Stop looking. This will make things a whole bunch easier.
2. Start all conversations with 'hello,' or 'hi there, my name is <insert>,' and for god's sake, shake her hand.
3. Always brush your teeth. Seriously.
4. You really don't have to say much unless you are asking, or answering, a question. There is nothing wrong with being nervous at first, it will make her happy.
5. Relax, if none of the above helps, just go buy a fake wedding ring for yourself and wear it whenever you leave the house.
/PayDay goes back in his lamp.
That is sad, makes me feel depressed and harshes my buzz. So:
Wish granted in 5 easy steps:
1. Stop looking. This will make things a whole bunch easier.
2. Start all conversations with 'hello,' or 'hi there, my name is <insert>,' and for god's sake, shake her hand.
3. Always brush your teeth. Seriously.
4. You really don't have to say much unless you are asking, or answering, a question. There is nothing wrong with being nervous at first, it will make her happy.
5. Relax, if none of the above helps, just go buy a fake wedding ring for yourself and wear it whenever you leave the house.
/PayDay goes back in his lamp.
YoursSINSerely
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I wish I knew what's going on.
TheeGoatPig
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I wish I was better at writing movie scripts.
YoursSINSerely
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I wish the workday only had six hours in it. That would leave more hours for the bedroom.
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Why not combine them, Babs? Try working in the bedroom!
YoursSINSerely
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That would mean I'd have to get paid for both. You might be on to something, Tio.
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I wish I had a wrapping partner.
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I wish i could partner you and after all the gifts are done unwrap you the only gift i want in my whole life
TheeGoatPig
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I wish I could be a happy person (without any damage to my brain ).
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YoursSINSerely
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I wish I could be a happy person (without any damage to my brain
My brain's not all that bad, Thee; but it was never all that good, either.
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