The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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FallingToFly said:
Yessss... I got what I wanted! Naked Jasmine-scented woman! You get back a tongue bath.

I'll put in a box full of trashy romance novels with all the good bits highlighted.


You get the box of romance novels back ... with words like "maidenhead" "manhood" and "thobbing loins" edited out.

I put in a wooden Ganesh mask
 
RogueLurker said:
You get the box of romance novels back ... with words like "maidenhead" "manhood" and "thobbing loins" edited out.

I put in a wooden Ganesh mask

And get back Hannibal Lecter.

I'll put in every MatchBox car I've stepped on in the last twenty minutes.
 
FallingToFly said:
And get back Hannibal Lecter.

I'll put in every MatchBox car I've stepped on in the last twenty minutes.


And you get a free visit from Molly Maid to straighten up after your kids. (I'm assuming that they are your kids' cars)


I put in a sealed package .... with the words "Do Not Open Until Christmas 2007" written across it.
 
FallingToFly said:
And get back Hannibal Lecter.

I'll put in every MatchBox car I've stepped on in the last twenty minutes.


and you get back a million empty candy bar wrappers.


i put in my old clie.

eta: damnit! im wicked slow too.
 
vella_ms said:
and you get back a million empty candy bar wrappers.


i put in my old clie.

eta: damnit! im wicked slow too.


you get a dictionary turned to the page "clie" should be. :confused:

I put in my damned dirty dog and her damned dirty paws that track all over my damned white tile.
 
RogueLurker said:
you get a dictionary turned to the page "clie" should be. :confused:

I put in my damned dirty dog and her damned dirty paws that track all over my damned white tile.



and you get an indoor house cat...

I put in four old ticket stubs to Narnia...
 
RogueLurker said:
you get a dictionary turned to the page "clie" should be. :confused:

I put in my damned dirty dog and her damned dirty paws that track all over my damned white tile.


And you get back a Bichon Frisee.

I'll put in a deck of Tarot cards with the Hermit and the King of Cups missing.
 
SelenaKittyn said:
and you get an indoor house cat...

I put in four old ticket stubs to Narnia...

And you get back the Bichon Frisee meant for Rogue.

I'll put in a neon green snakeskin patterned miniskirt
 
FallingToFly said:
And you get back the Bichon Frisee meant for Rogue.

I'll put in a neon green snakeskin patterned miniskirt


And you get a "you have got to be high if you think I'm wearing that" look from me.

I put in a brand new microfleece down blanket ...
 
RogueLurker said:
And you get a "you have got to be high if you think I'm wearing that" look from me.

I put in a brand new microfleece down blanket ...


and you get fuzzy bunny slippers.

I put in an old box of half-colored Shrinky Dinks....
 
SelenaKittyn said:
and you get fuzzy bunny slippers.

I put in an old box of half-colored Shrinky Dinks....


You get a piece of baked playdough with a handprint

I put in some dry toast and flat gingerale
 
RogueLurker said:
You get a piece of baked playdough with a handprint

I put in some dry toast and flat gingerale

And you get the flu :p

I put in a half empty bottle of baby oil.
 
Trinique_Fire said:
you get my roommate's Skittles wrapper

i put in Twilight Girl

And get back V.C. ANdrews' Dawn.

I put in this constant back pain and arthritis.
 
The_Darkness said:
You get a worn out VHS copy of Girl Interrupted

I put in two busted Atari controllers.

And get back Pong

I'll put in a tired flutterbug who needs a new set of wings- the old ones seem to have gotten tattered.
 
The_Darkness said:
You get a worn out VHS copy of Girl Interrupted

I put in two busted Atari controllers.

well, you get a set of keys to a beat up old Camry that's already had 180 some thousand miles put on it. :p

i put in me
 
Trinique_Fire said:
well, you get a set of keys to a beat up old Camry that's already had 180 some thousand miles put on it. :p

i put in me

And you get back an autographed photo of Narcissus.

I put in a foaming mug of Guinness Stout.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back an autographed photo of Narcissus.

I put in a foaming mug of Guinness Stout.

and get back some fish and chips in a very damp peice of newspaper.

I put in a copy of "This Way to Podunk"
 
MagicaPractica said:
and get back some fish and chips in a very damp peice of newspaper.

I put in a copy of "This Way to Podunk"

...and get a photocopy of a copy of "This Way to Podunk"

I put in a knife.

The Earl
 
SensualCealy said:
And pull out a ham sandwich with sweet pickles.

I put in a well used toy! :rolleyes:


And get back a box of moist towelettes.

I put in my pulled wisdom teeth and a box of 8 devil's food crumb donuts with one missing.
 
FallingToFly said:
And get back a box of moist towelettes.

I put in my pulled wisdom teeth and a box of 8 devil's food crumb donuts with one missing.
You get a pair of scarlett suede stilletoes in the size of your choice

i put in my old 14" tv that i just chucked out
 
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