Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

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Again, I'd like to thank my lovely co-workers for leaving behind a mess! Lazy bitches!
 
Just found out I got a pay raise!! Completely out of the blue, it's not review time or anything!! SWEEEET!!!!!
 
Just when I was feeling all comfy cozy and about to fall back to sleep....damn you, alarm clock!!
 
Sometimes, I screw with my Facebook friends. The ones who take FB way too seriously. I "like" their status. Then, knowing they've been pleased that their lame ass, Emo lyrics status was liked, I wait an hour and unlike it. Just knowing they must be crying tears of sadness over my unliking of their status. Diabolical.
 
Grocery store. Scared to go. :eek: It will be crawling with people freaking out over this storm. I just need my regular weekly groceries. I can practically feel the panic attack rising already!!

Well, here goes nothing!! If nobody hears from me in 2 hours, send in the National Guard!!
 
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