ButtAnalMan
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I've never been able to get off with a faucet or shower head. It sort of makes me sad that I can't.
Loved most of these things when I've played...love to put the ice in deep in both my pussy and ass and then use objects with that...mmmm so hot.
Well.. lots of things. I'll second, or is it third? the electric toothbrush. Various bottles of lotions, soaps and whatnot. Maglight. Produce; cucumbers and corn on the cob. Hmm.. that's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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Just tonight I used a long twisted swirl lolly pop sucker. My husband loved watching me use it and the way I tasted after. The ribbing felt amazing and I squirted like mad.
I'm on vacation and I forgot my favorite toy. I found that long twisted lolly in the gift shop, we have one more night here and I will be buying another.
as a young teen I used a light up E.T. Finger (google it) This was the 1st thing I used
I admire your ingenuity!Fun question:
Large Mag Light flashlight
Handle of large Craftsman tools - screwdriver, ratchet socket driver
Cucumber
Corn on cob
Pool cue handle
Sonicare tooth brush
Stick shift knob on VW (was making out in car and it got kinky)
Long empty pill bottle from pharmacy
Bed post (footboard had 2 perfectly shaped ends for mounting)
Coors Light bottle (sticker removed)
8 inch stick of hard dry salami from deli
Carrot
Small diameter stone rolling pin (from kitchen)
Cross pen
Curling iron
Vacuum cleaner hose attachment
Facing the jet and spreading my legs in the jacuzzi
A married lady I know, uses cucumbers but with a twist. She peels it first and then uses it afterwards she puts it in a salad and serves it to her unaware hubby and older teenage son. She gets more bang for the buck when she watches them both gobble up their salads.
I also remember trying to get the top of a ten-pin in me, no go, wasn't going to happen Scotty! To the disappointment to my man and his mates watching on.
Phones don't work that well... not for me at least. Granted now that I have a real vibe i'm kind of spoiled.
Fun question:
Large Mag Light flashlight
Handle of large Craftsman tools - screwdriver, ratchet socket driver
Cucumber
Corn on cob
Pool cue handle
Sonicare tooth brush
Stick shift knob on VW (was making out in car and it got kinky)
Long empty pill bottle from pharmacy
Bed post (footboard had 2 perfectly shaped ends for mounting)
Coors Light bottle (sticker removed)
8 inch stick of hard dry salami from deli
Carrot
Small diameter stone rolling pin (from kitchen)
Cross pen
Curling iron
Vacuum cleaner hose attachment
Facing the jet and spreading my legs in the jacuzzi
men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...
what have you used?
I hate when this thought comes into my head when I'm at a female's house.
It's like I pick something up and then am like "oh dear. I hope this hasn't been in her vagina."
Lolololol.
The handle of a Venus razor is perfect in your ass. The end is wider than the shaft so you get a nice stretch on the way in.
An electric toothbrush. That swirly little head is heaven against my clit.