The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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But on the UK models, the Q is marked with a ??
and the Owner's Manual is lost.



I put in a translation guide for car owners for Japanese cars.

and you find that "if pedestrian hove into view, tootle him with your horn melodiously."

I put in James Joyce's "quite illegible railway guide..."
 
and you find that "if pedestrian hove into view, tootle him with your horn melodiously."

I put in James Joyce's "quite illegible railway guide..."

and you wind up in Tierra del Fuego when actually you wanted Central Park west.
[or for anyone outside the North American continent, Lyons when you wanted Bournemouth]



I put in an on-line railway guide.
 
and you wind up in Tierra del Fuego when actually you wanted Central Park west.
[or for anyone outside the North American continent, Lyons when you wanted Bournemouth]



I put in an on-line railway guide.

(Lyons-Bournemouth is a lot closer than CPW-Tierra del Fuego!)

and you get a virtual trip across Siberia.

I put in a sleeper on the Canadian, Toronto to Vancouver...
 
(Lyons-Bournemouth is a lot closer than CPW-Tierra del Fuego!)

and you get a virtual trip across Siberia.

I put in a sleeper on the Canadian, Toronto to Vancouver...

and you stay awake the whole journey. . . . . .


I put in a rec0ording of Gordon Lightfoot "The great Canadian Railroad Trilogy".
 
and you stay awake the whole journey. . . . . .


I put in a rec0ording of Gordon Lightfoot "The great Canadian Railroad Trilogy".

and you get a salute from the navvys.

I put in a different kind of salute to the RR from the Cree, the Assiniboine, the Blackfeet...
 
and you're condemned to repeat the lessons of history.

I put in a Massey lecture on the history of farm machinery...

But all the sorority girls that show up wearing their "deere gear' are only interested in the free cover and drinks.

I put in a round of green beer. Cheers !
 
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