Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
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I'm Hypoxia [gasp!] Smurf. Some of you may have read my story submissions here. Some of you may have seen the few pieces (so far) that are posted at poems. More are in the queue, and more will join them. I'll explain.
I am more a songwriter than a poet. Yes, I've written free verse. Yes, I write a lot of haiku -- but I often try to force-fit my haiku into 12-bar blues format. It can be done... with a large enough hammer. I mostly think of my non-prose writings as song lyrics. Many even have melodies and harmonic structures!
(Poets get little respect in the Anglophone world. Songwriters get paid, at least.)
I write some love songs, some romantic songs, but I mostly write rude songs and parodies. (I'll eventually post my version of a Bill Haley classic; mine is called SEE YA LATER, MASTURBATOR.) I have a folder filled with zillions of such, mostly pretty bad. I am now revisiting and revising those, and posting likely candidates here.
Much of my work is NOT suitable on LIT. Here's one I won't post:
(Doing The) MONTEZUMA TROT
[slow jittery waltz w/ tubas]
When you're hot, you're hot (hot)
And when you're not, you're not (not)
So give it all you've got (got)
Doing the Montezuma Trot (trot)
-
Suck some hot microbes (robe)
And another batch for the road (road)
An inside war's being fought (hot)
Doing the Montezuma Trot (trot)
-
[bridge:]
. Your body's shot to hell
.. You squirted foul juices and smells
... You twitched, spasmed and fell
.... The pathologists knew you well
-
Turn bright red and green (green)
From your ears, blow off steam (steam)
Now give it all you've got (got)
Doing the Montezuma Trot (trot)
There you have it -- an exclusive! I'll be selective on what I do post, I promise.
I am more a songwriter than a poet. Yes, I've written free verse. Yes, I write a lot of haiku -- but I often try to force-fit my haiku into 12-bar blues format. It can be done... with a large enough hammer. I mostly think of my non-prose writings as song lyrics. Many even have melodies and harmonic structures!
(Poets get little respect in the Anglophone world. Songwriters get paid, at least.)
I write some love songs, some romantic songs, but I mostly write rude songs and parodies. (I'll eventually post my version of a Bill Haley classic; mine is called SEE YA LATER, MASTURBATOR.) I have a folder filled with zillions of such, mostly pretty bad. I am now revisiting and revising those, and posting likely candidates here.
Much of my work is NOT suitable on LIT. Here's one I won't post:
(Doing The) MONTEZUMA TROT
[slow jittery waltz w/ tubas]
When you're hot, you're hot (hot)
And when you're not, you're not (not)
So give it all you've got (got)
Doing the Montezuma Trot (trot)
-
Suck some hot microbes (robe)
And another batch for the road (road)
An inside war's being fought (hot)
Doing the Montezuma Trot (trot)
-
[bridge:]
. Your body's shot to hell
.. You squirted foul juices and smells
... You twitched, spasmed and fell
.... The pathologists knew you well
-
Turn bright red and green (green)
From your ears, blow off steam (steam)
Now give it all you've got (got)
Doing the Montezuma Trot (trot)
There you have it -- an exclusive! I'll be selective on what I do post, I promise.