Annisthyrienne
Drive-by mischief maker
- Joined
- Oct 17, 2010
- Posts
- 11,435
*tucks a couple dimpled grins and a cheek kiss into her back pocket for good measure*
I wish.
Dream the dream, my friend.
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*tucks a couple dimpled grins and a cheek kiss into her back pocket for good measure*
I wish.
Dream the dream, my friend.
I think you should become a professional talent scout for a nationwide chain of strip clubs. You could become the Simon Cowell of exotic dance critics. Imagine getting paid to do that.
Oh JUST the idea he needs...
Oh JUST the idea he needs...
I'm gonna start in NY.
I'm gonna start in NY.
*Giggles* I just plant the seeds. Let someone else harvest the crop.
I'm not joinin' a strip club!!
You mean you wouldn't put on a sexy little striptease for me?
*pouts and gives puppy eyes*
I'll harvest your crop. Plant some seed too. Er...seeds. Yeah. Seeds.
Uh... I mean...
I'm in Minnesota.
Ask Scuttles.
Well that's different, Freekles...
To plant some seeds you need to plow a fertile furrow, Farmer Brown.
Well, the sophomoric answer to that is: "I'll plow your furrow"
But, I just can't call your vagina a furrow without snickering and then the joke kinda loses its oomph.
*Laughs* That would be disrespectful to your career counselor.
Uhoh.
I just got slapped with the ick.
My throat is sore and scratchy...
I can't call in AGAIN...
but if I can't talk...
Uuugh
*chuckle*
*hugs and makes tea*
Awww thank yooou.
*pauses*
That- that is for me, right?
Yes, and so is this.
*kisses her cheek*
Uh... I mean...
I'm in Minnesota.
Ask Scuttles.
Yes, and so is this.
*kisses her cheek*
LT: Wow. I blew past 11,000 posts at some point and didn't even know it.
heh.. you are a yakky fellow.
I may've been wrong, but I'm not an idiot!