The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

Salvor-Hardon · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
OOhh, does that mean it's a lit woman? Do tell.

I almost named a character in my latest story after two of my lit buddies who share the same first name, but I didn't want them to think I was nutty.

SJ

she may be a lit woman, maybe not, I like to keep some mysteries. exhibitionist that I am.

But I hope she is flattered regardless.

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

Salvor-Hardon said:
she may be a lit woman, maybe not, I like to keep some mysteries. exhibitionist that I am.

But I hope she is flattered regardless.

I'm sure she would be. I'm always flattered to hear that someone has fantasized about me, though I don't hear it very often. (except in feedback emails that say things like "I loved your story. It made me hard and I just had to touch myself.")

SJ

Salvor-Hardon · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
I'm sure she would be. I'm always flattered to hear that someone has fantasized about me, though I don't hear it very often. (except in feedback emails that say things like "I loved your story. It made me hard and I just had to touch myself.")

SJ

See I always wonder if knowing you are the object of someone's fantasy is a compliment or not. The four times its happen to me I felt like king of the world. Can't really think of a better compliment in many ways.

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

Salvor-Hardon said:
See I always wonder if knowing you are the object of someone's fantasy is a compliment or not. The four times its happen to me I felt like king of the world. Can't really think of a better compliment in many ways.

It depends on the person. To me, it's a huge compliment. Others would probably be highly offended.

SJ

Salvor-Hardon · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
It depends on the person. To me, it's a huge compliment. Others would probably be highly offended.

SJ

Well other than being crude about it with like "Hey I so jacked off thinking about you" or retelling the fantasy in horrid detail with descriptions of all kinds of humilation and your not into humiliation.... ok so I can see how it could be offensive yeah.

ElizabethWest · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
It depends on the person. To me, it's a huge compliment. Others would probably be highly offended.

SJ

I was flattered to receive a PM from someone who said my breast AV had been... er... stimulating...

Not laid, but I might get nearly laid again tonight.

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

elizabethwest said:
I was flattered to receive a PM from someone who said my breast AV had been... er... stimulating...

Not laid, but I might get nearly laid again tonight.

I love getting compliments on my avs. Which is probably why I change them so often.

SJ

ElizabethWest · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
I love getting compliments on my avs. Which is probably why I change them so often.

SJ

I think I need to make some more. :catroar:

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

elizabethwest said:
I think I need to make some more.

Yes you do!
So do I, actually. I lost all of my naughty pics when my hard drive died. I have a special request for a nipple av, so that's next on my list of pics to take.

SJ

Guest · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
I love getting compliments on my avs. Which is probably why I change them so often.

SJ

You little exhibitionist you.

Meet me on the 50 yard line of the high school football field at midnight.

Salvor-Hardon · Jul 25, 2005

elizabethwest said:
I think I need to make some more.

yeah you really do!

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

Ted-E-Bare said:
You little exhibitionist you.

Meet me on the 50 yard line of the high school football field at midnight.

What will I get if I do?

:devil:

SJ

ElizabethWest · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
Yes you do!
So do I, actually. I lost all of my naughty pics when my hard drive died. I have a special request for a nipple av, so that's next on my list of pics to take.

SJ

Will it involve clothespins???

Please... Please.... Please!!

Salvor-Hardon · Jul 25, 2005

elizabethwest said:
Will it involve clothespins???

Please... Please.... Please!!

Pretty please?

with cream on top?

:cathappy:

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

elizabethwest said:
Will it involve clothespins???

Please... Please.... Please!!

Lol! No it involves ice.

But I can do more clothespin pics. And clamp pics, too. I want some more of those.
What about you- will we get to see you with some clothespins???

SJ

Guest · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
What will I get if I do?

SJ

Something naughty, publicly.

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

Ted-E-Bare said:
Something naughty, publicly.

If only you didn't live so far away...

SJ

ElizabethWest · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
Lol! No it involves ice.
But I can do more clothespin pics. And clamp pics, too. I want some more of those.
What about you- will we get to see you with some clothespins???

SJ

That might be arranged...

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

elizabethwest said:
That might be arranged...

Excellent!

SJ

OhMissScarlett · Jul 25, 2005

sophia jane said:
Lol! No it involves ice.
But I can do more clothespin pics. And clamp pics, too. I want some more of those.
What about you- will we get to see you with some clothespins???

SJ

I think of SJ every time I hang out the laundry(which is a lot).

Hey Salvor, thanks for the description of your bathroom fun. :cattail:

They need to give wank breaks at work I think. Everyone would be so much more productive.

I may go have some fun myself pretty soon, but first I have to wash my hands cause I've been eating a box of Crunch and Munch.

Salvor-Hardon · Jul 25, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
I think of SJ every time I hang out the laundry(which is a lot).

Hey Salvor, thanks for the description of your bathroom fun.
They need to give wank breaks at work I think. Everyone would be so much more productive.

I may go have some fun myself pretty soon, but first I have to wash my hands cause I've been eating a box of Crunch and Munch.

Glad you liked it Scarlett, and yes they should give wank breaks. Makes teh day so much better in teh afternoon.

Then again, I already take them not having them as a perk so if they were a perk, I'd take more and I'd never get any work done.

and I'd walk funny.

sophia jane · Jul 25, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
I think of SJ every time I hang out the laundry(which is a lot).

SJ

mlady_france · Jul 25, 2005

Salvor-Hardon said:
Glad you liked it Scarlett, and yes they should give wank breaks. Makes teh day so much better in teh afternoon.

Then again, I already take them not having them as a perk so if they were a perk, I'd take more and I'd never get any work done.

and I'd walk funny.

Maybe I should start requesting some. I don't smoke and they give smoke breaks to all the smokers. You think Mc Hell would give "fun time" breaks to the nymphos?

Salvor-Hardon · Jul 25, 2005

mlady_france said:
Maybe I should start requesting some. I don't smoke and they give smoke breaks to all the smokers. You think Mc Hell would give "fun time" breaks to the nymphos?

Hey its an addiction just like their's only ours is healthier.

Workers unite!

What do we want? WANK TIME!
When do we want it? NOW! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Guest · Jul 26, 2005

Salvor-Hardon said:
Hey its an addiction just like their's only ours is healthier.

Workers unite!

What do we want? WANK TIME!
When do we want it? NOW! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

OK, spit takingly funny.

I can just picture that workers rally.

The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

A kiss is still a kiss

Decked Out

A kiss is still a kiss

Decked Out

A kiss is still a kiss

Literotica Guru

Decked Out

Literotica Guru

Decked Out

Guest

Guest

A kiss is still a kiss

Decked Out

Literotica Guru

A kiss is still a kiss

Decked Out

Guest

Guest

Decked Out

Literotica Guru

Decked Out

Mrs. Aggravation

A kiss is still a kiss

Decked Out

The Bitch Card

A kiss is still a kiss

Guest

Guest

Similar threads