loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,301 "Hurry! The commercials are almost over."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,302 "It’s obviously not true, what they say about big feet."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,303 "Put some banana chunks in there and watch me squeeze them out."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,304 "Are you even hitting the sides?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,305 "An Arab, a Jew, and a nun walk into a bar…"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,306 "Mind if I play with your implants?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,307 "You’ll have to do the rest yourself. My penile implant is in the shop getting its annual tune-up."
StrangeLife Eater of beef Joined Jun 3, 2013 Posts 3,757 Aug 14, 2014 #1,308 "You know how female praying mantises kill their partners after sex, right?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,309 "Do you think I should start showering after having sex with other men?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Aug 14, 2014 #1,310 "Are you in yet?" - "Bitch, I’m already done!"
J JWren Still scribbling Joined Jun 20, 2014 Posts 3,438 Aug 15, 2014 #1,312 "The ceiling needs redecorating."
j769 Literotica Guru Joined Dec 10, 2010 Posts 1,104 Aug 15, 2014 #1,313 Have you ever heard the sounds of a leaking air mattress? NOT GOOD
Handley_Page Draco interdum Vincit Joined Aug 18, 2007 Posts 78,194 Aug 16, 2014 #1,314 Heard from the Hall: "Where did you put my ammunition?"
Lia Monde Life is good Joined Jan 28, 2005 Posts 26,266 Aug 17, 2014 #1,315 "I guess I'm still a virgin after the first 3 inches."
Hypoxia doesn't watch television Joined Sep 7, 2013 Posts 28,080 Aug 17, 2014 #1,317 StrangeLife said: "Woof!" Click to expand... "Whinny!"
J JWren Still scribbling Joined Jun 20, 2014 Posts 3,438 Aug 19, 2014 #1,319 Ironic, isn't it, I used to be called Robert as well . . .
JKendallDane Plot Bunny Herder Joined Jun 26, 2012 Posts 6,897 Aug 19, 2014 #1,320 Little kids snickering from under the bed!
Vanadorn Master and Commander Joined May 9, 2014 Posts 2,493 Aug 19, 2014 #1,321 The cold click of the shotgun being pumped.
Vanadorn Master and Commander Joined May 9, 2014 Posts 2,493 Aug 19, 2014 #1,322 "Ugh. Get off of me, you're sweating all over the place!"
Vanadorn Master and Commander Joined May 9, 2014 Posts 2,493 Aug 19, 2014 #1,323 "Seriously? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
herrdrier Literotica voyeur Joined Aug 24, 2011 Posts 1,068 Aug 19, 2014 #1,324 The phone ringing Because I just KNOW she will NEED to answer it and it will be months before she is in the mood again.
The phone ringing Because I just KNOW she will NEED to answer it and it will be months before she is in the mood again.
J JWren Still scribbling Joined Jun 20, 2014 Posts 3,438 Aug 20, 2014 #1,325 Will you close the window, I'm cold . . .