People who don't answer their phone are too busy getting...

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Come back whenever you're up for it, five-subway-stops-away girl.

We're good. I bought a metro pass. Leave the light on for me.

This picture appeals to me because I like the idea of being orally serviced by two women at the same time.

lol nerd

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Any guesses as to what's wrapped around their necks?

Is it underwear? There appears to be an additional swath of fabric. My other guess is flubber.
 
PS. my guess for what is around their necks is a deconstructed jelly slipper.
 
I like that her fingernail polish is coordinated with her toenail polish. In today's fast-paced world, you have to think about things like that.

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I like that her fingernail polish is coordinated with her toenail polish. In today's fast-paced world, you have to think about things like that.

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Unmatching fingernail polish is sometimes grounds for termination in a rigid work environment or, in the event of lack of employment, disqualification from consideration for a position. In this case the position in anal fingeree.
 
When you advance into your puberty, maybe we can talk about stuff.

"Man Talk" thread isn't specific enough.

Don't go there.
 
Everybody fucks.

That's so common.

*is common*

OMG! people fucking!!!

Like that hasn't been going on for a hundred thousand years.

Not nearly long enough. We'll need at least another million to accrue a decent sample size. We're dreadful weirdeauxs, you know.

When you advance into your puberty, maybe we can talk about stuff.

"Man Talk" thread isn't specific enough.

Don't go there.

I already lost a dear friend. I won't make the same mistake twice.
 
OMG! people fucking!!!

Like that hasn't been going on for a hundred thousand years.

OMG! people making rudimentary music, like that hasn't been...

OMG! people drinking too much, like that hasn't...

OMG! people thinking themselves above everyone else when they look up from their drunken stupour, like that...

OMG! people spewing nonsense rather than talking to the person they need to, like...
 
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