PhilGarlic
Literotica Guru
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- Jul 18, 2006
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A challenge? Not for some, it comes natural.
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A challenge? Not for some, it comes natural.
I know, right? Besides, if I'm supposed to be seeking male validation, then I'm clearly failing miserably.No???? Well, that just ruined my day!
I know, right? Besides, if I'm supposed to be seeking male validation, then I'm clearly failing miserably.
seems ur really expereinced in handling guys
Exactly! You don't owe those asshats anything!
The worst part is when they act like they're doing us a favor by sending us messages. Believe it or not, dudes, not all of us are here because we're seeking male validation.
"do you smoke at all?
I'm 26, I find women who are slightly older who smoke to be very attractive."
your unsolicited and (frankly) ludicrous attempt to hump my leg via PM has won you an award:
1) this form response, and
2) my copying & pasting your pathetic attempt at written english communication in the PM asshattery thread.
any future such communications will be treated in the same fashion.
have a day.
Where's the "Like" button?your unsolicited and (frankly) ludicrous attempt to hump my leg via PM has won you an award:
1) this form response, and
2) my copying & pasting your pathetic attempt at written english communication in the PM asshattery thread.
any future such communications will be treated in the same fashion.
have a day.
MsQuote said:Asshat said:Do u like presents? I'd love to spoil you. I'm Xxxxxx from xx
I love to give presents, too!
Here are two for you to use before you send your next PM:
The Chicago Manual of Style
Dictionary.com
Ooh, I've had that one too - I wrote him back a very thorough response about how 'spoiling' has been spoiled for me.
What's the best response to asshat queries about my attire, or what kind of 'panties' I'm wearing? I don't really understand it...
I've sent this pic as an answer a few times ...
I tend to dryly note that yes, ASL is all I need to know about them before I leap into their arms.
Oh dear - can't be bothered pasting the last one I got here - it's too long, but
a) Don't send me crappy stories & then claim they were inspired by me - I very much doubt it &
b) I'm 37 - don't refer to me as 'an older woman' it's not appreciated!
Oh dear - can't be bothered pasting the last one I got here - it's too long, but
a) Don't send me crappy stories & then claim they were inspired by me - I very much doubt it &
b) I'm 37 - don't refer to me as 'an older woman' it's not appreciated!
You know BB, I am 43 and get "mature" once in a while and think wow. . . not cool man, not cool at all. It does crack me up though. I think well, I guess when you are all of 16 and posting on here pretending to be 30, 43 would qualify as mature.
*strapping on my orthopedic stripper shoes, and hobbling away for the early bird special*
Her Saucyness hit upon it. Keep in mind some of these guys probably only just recently took their Avril Lavigne posters down, and they're ranking you in the same spank-bank categories as their friend's moms.
I know you're right E but I don't have kids yet so I don't feel like someone's Mum!
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'
I know you're right E but I don't have kids yet so I don't feel like someone's Mum!
I feel like when we're talking sex most people want to feel young & gorgeous in their fantasies - it would be like me saying to them 'I want to lift your beer gut & lick your slightly saggy balls!'