Isolated Blurt Thread

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RebeccaLeah said:
*freezing in shock...a drip of butter falling off my toast and down the front of my tank top*

:eek: Oops! How clumsy of me!


:devil: *pointing to your top*....you need to get that off and soaking quickly, before the butter stains for good. :devil:
 
matriarch said:
Excuse me?

Exhibitionist? Moi? Jamais!!

Oiu! C'est vrai! Now if only the knot would come undone....:catgrin:

btw, your arms are thinner. Moving a lot of stuff has its up sides I guess.
 
matriarch said:
McKenna.....my apologies, unforgiveable thread hijack.


Blurt:

I HATE HOUSEWORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the damn point, when it just gets dirty again, and needs doing again???

Huh?

Huh?

That's not a hijack, that's a proper blurt.

p.s. It didn't get on the tank top, it fell in the gap rrrrright there.
 
RebeccaLeah said:
Oiu! C'est vrai! Now if only the knot would come undone....:catgrin:

btw, your arms are thinner. Moving a lot of stuff has its up sides I guess.

1. The knot will not (giggle) come undone while there's a camera pointing at me.

2. The picture was taken, a year ago....clever angle. ;)

3. Moving stuff is good for the stamina and strength of my fingers, wrists and arms...........think on't (translation provided)

Now I think we'd better move this conversation out of McKenna's thread before she bans us.

Sorry Mack...:kiss: She's incorrigible.
 
impressive said:
Ooooooooooo ... I know where THAT is!

So if I show you can I find out exactly what is so coconut creamy about you?


Mat, too true....Sorry McK. :rose: I'm not good at behaving. *sigh*
 
Buggerfuckdamnbollickinghell!!!


My poem got read another 7 times, and rejected again.

The check list shows.......nothing, refers me once again to a volunteer editor.

I've had it now.
Totally pissed off.
Time for a pm.



:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Let me be a volunteer editor for you, hon. It may just be a formatting difficulty.
 
cantdog said:
Let me be a volunteer editor for you, hon. It may just be a formatting difficulty.

Thanks Cant.

I did what the other guys suggested, took out the spaces between line ends and question marks, replaced a line of 5 dots with a dash, and included an explanation that the format of the text and punction was deliberate and essential to the reading of the poem.

I'll pm it.


:rose:
 
Poems are touchy that way. You can keep the format entire in a cheat, like so.

First, do the poem in a nice font, just the way you want it, and print it out.

Then, scan it. Now it's an image, not text. We submit it as an Illustrated poem and Bob's yer uncle. Trim it to shape just so and send it in as an image.

As a bonus, you get to do a coloured background or something if you like.
 
cantdog said:
Poems are touchy that way. You can keep the format entire in a cheat, like so.

First, do the poem in a nice font, just the way you want it, and print it out.

Then, scan it. Now it's an image, not text. We submit it as an Illustrated poem and Bob's yer uncle. Trim it to shape just so and send it in as an image.

As a bonus, you get to do a coloured background or something if you like.

What a sneaky idea.
I'll try it.

Thanks.
 
vella_ms said:
thank god!
someone out there who freely admits to farting...and tap dancing whilst doing it...
*grin*

dont get me wrong, i understand that farting isnt "sexy" but damn, its real.
:D

zensiert027.gif


Happy now?

~lucky
 
vella_ms said:
if you let me have it back, i can make it smell like noank (sea) again...
howevah
i dont think i could pry it from your grasp.

~~~

btw...


LOVE THAT ASS. (blurt inserted here to keep continuity within the thread)

The jury is still out on that.

~~~

btw...

Yours is better. :p

~lucky
 
bain

1.\Bain\, n. [F. bain, fr. L. balneum. Cf. Bagnio.] A bath; a bagnio. [Obs.] --Holland.

2. alternative spelling for 'bane' used exclusively by Gauchecritic



That's another ten minutes of my life I can't fucking get back.

Gauche
 
gauchecritic said:
bain

1.\Bain\, n. [F. bain, fr. L. balneum. Cf. Bagnio.] A bath; a bagnio. [Obs.] --Holland.

2. alternative spelling for 'bane' used exclusively by Gauchecritic


Gauche

Ha ha! No, you're not the only one...

Boxlicker101 said:
:confused: What's a "bain"?:confused:

Tatelou said:
Thorn in your side, fly in your ointment, darkness on your otherwise bright day, something which negates some of the good. That kind of thing. ;)

Lou

:rolleyes:

:D
 
Re: Re: my first honestly unique blurt...

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Originally posted by RebeccaLeah
I love my toast dripping with butter....now it's time to go back bed.
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matriarch said:
So do I.
And my English Muffins........and sometimes.......my women. rowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

REAL butter, that is. Margarine has its place but it's not on toast or English mufin or scones or pancakes or anything like that.:p
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: my first honestly unique blurt...

lucky-E-leven said:
Where do ya want it? :p

~lucky


Rrrrrrrrrright ... there!


BLURT: I think too many of my eggs are in the wrong basket.
 
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