Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
- Posts
- 5,305
Those darn statues are making everyone crazy lately.
We need fewer men on horseback and more classical nudes in my humble opinion.
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Those darn statues are making everyone crazy lately.
We need fewer women bareback and more classical equestrians in my humble opinion.
Godiva is certainly a chocolate example of bringing together tastefulness and tantalization, especially when delivered by a babe on horseback showing her tits.
Don't even bother with the chocolate, a milk bath is so much better for the skin.
Can't you picture naked slave girls squirting fresh milk out of their asses into Cleopatra mouth as she lounges in her bath?
Marc Antony has a boner from pissing on his missus' hat.
That's an oddly twisted waiter, sport!
Service me with a smile or the check will be very small!
I don't date chicks.
Thats decriminalization!
I'll be running for Governor of California in 2018, and I plan on eliminating the red tape preventing Californians from accessing God's goodness, and we'll strengthen the ability of dispensaries to create jobs.
You've got my note.
I did find your cat, but then I ate her for dinner.
Are you serious about fucking me or what?
Dude! No! I mean, geez, I just don't think you can tell if you have chemistry with someone until you've at least been in a person's pants, ya know?
What? Isn't that the Admiral wearing women's clothes?
Must be my baby, Lollipop.
I could suck you all day.
Dead.
Could that be you?Someone nailed their pants to the whales.
Could you buy me an ice cream cone?
That's not how I feel.It won't matter if you don't you know
Twat's not what I feel.
It's a surprise!Maybe tomorrow won't be so rough.
Surprise its triplets!