latecomer91364
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Out of the mouths of babes...
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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Out of the mouths of babes...
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Young people these days! No sense of history! I just want to use them for sex, then yell at them to get off my lawn.
MagicaPractica
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Out of the mouth of a babe...
Geez, would you two get a room?
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And you didn't invite me over for dinner?
latecomer91364
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If cannibalism is wrong, I don't want to be right... at that dinner table.
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Baby I feel the same way.
latecomer91364
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And you did... but don't worry, I have an 'educational' video we can watch.
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Oh my God, the dog isn't on vacation is he?
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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These actually may be options open to him. Don't limit his choices.
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Well, I can think of a few more, if he's willing to work for minimum wage. Or even, you know, what a woman would get paid.
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So was I. I mean, I'd pay extra for it, but my company would not pay less to a woman who chose not to perform it. And are we talking anal? Everything is so complicated these days!
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Fine! I'm taking my toys and my whips and goin home!(Well, have to make lunch.
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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(Cannibalism and sexism have put me off for brunch.
Okay. But please leave the strap-on--I have a little bit of fun yet to accomplish this morning.
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Slow the fuck down, your going five times the speed limit. I just peed myself!
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Maybe you shouldn't have become an astronaut, I don't think speed limit applies up here.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Speed limits may not apply, but neither does gravity--lots of stuff floats around that doesn't occur to you until it's too late.
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No you don't, just because you printed a certificate from the Internet doesn't mean that it's real, dumbass!
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Shit! Now I'm beginning to wonder if I really am a certified ufologist or an official federal boob inspector, either. . . .
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Woe calm down, there's more coffee, we can all have some.
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"Can I have some more, please?"
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No, no coke for you, you meant drugs right? If not, sure, go nuts.
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Ahem. You are entirely correct. I was also told yesterday that I'm "bewitching". Or was that "a witch?" Hrm...
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You're awesomer!
