The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

mlady_france · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
That's nice.
I like that image.

I'd like to spread more than titillation.
Mmmm...

Need an aprentice? :kiss:

Sassy Grrl · May 4, 2005

mlady_france said:
Need an aprentice?

Sure.
But the pay is crap.
And most of your work will have to be done while kneeling.

Think you're up for it?

Guest · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
Sure.
But the pay is crap.
And most of your work will have to be done while kneeling.

Think you're up for it?

I up right now. Go team Sassy/Mlady. Your reward comes later, and not in money.

mlady_france · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
Sure.
But the pay is crap.
And most of your work will have to be done while kneeling.

Think you're up for it?

I've got a lot of experence on my knees. I have to crawl around on the floor all day to work on my costumes, because I don't have a table to work on. So they are used to a lot of wear.

I'm ready, teach me master.

Sassy Grrl · May 4, 2005

mlady_france said:
I've got a lot of experence on my knees. I have to crawl around on the floor all day to work on my costumes, because I don't have a table to work on. So they are used to a lot of wear.

I'm ready, teach me master.

Costumes?
Tell me more...

mlady_france · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
Costumes?
Tell me more...

What would you like to hear?

My expertise is in things that need tied up. :devil:

Sassy Grrl · May 4, 2005

mlady_france said:
What would you like to hear?

My expertise is in things that need tied up.

OOooo! Corsets?
Double yumm.
Oh, the feeling of being laced in tight, having the air pushed out, feeling frail, lightheaded and sexy as hell.

Now I'm wet.
Is that TMI?

mlady_france · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
OOooo! Corsets?
Double yumm.
Oh, the feeling of being laced in tight, having the air pushed out, feeling frail, lightheaded and sexy as hell.

Now I'm wet.
Is that TMI?

Not for me. I love tighting the laces on a girl's first corset, though it sounds like you've had one or two before.

Sassy Grrl · May 4, 2005

mlady_france said:
Not for me. I love tighting the laces on a girl's first corset, though it sounds like you've had one or two before.

Oh my.
I seriously think I need to be alone.
With my best friend, the bullet.

Yumm. Corsets.
Big breasted women tightening my corset.

*swoon*

mlady_france · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
Oh my.
I seriously think I need to be alone.
With my best friend, the bullet.

Yumm. Corsets.
Big breasted women tightening my corset.

*swoon*

Hey, I thought you were teaching me?

I love my corsets, and I love the fitings for custome orders. I love my day job. :devil:

Sassy Grrl · May 4, 2005

Must go accomplish something.
Have fun
And be super naughty!

mlady_france · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
Must go accomplish something.
Have fun
And be super naughty!

Are those offical instructions?

Sassy Grrl · May 4, 2005

mlady_france said:
Are those offical instructions?

Consider it the first assignment of your aprrenticeship.

mlady_france · May 4, 2005

Sassy Grrl said:
Consider it the first assignment of your aprrenticeship.

Yes ma'am!

Now I'm off to spred the love. :kiss:

sophia jane · May 4, 2005

Here. Because I actually need to be.

Sigh.

SJ

Salvor-Hardon · May 4, 2005

sophia jane said:
Here. Because I actually need to be.

Sigh.

SJ

*hugs tight*

come sit next to me SJ, we'll commiserate together.

Better yet sit on my lap and we'll get off this thread

sophia jane · May 4, 2005

Salvor-Hardon said:
*hugs tight*

come sit next to me SJ, we'll commiserate together.

Better yet sit on my lap and we'll get off this thread

You're so naughty.

SJ

Salvor-Hardon · May 4, 2005

sophia jane said:
You're so naughty.

SJ

Yeah but I'm cute so I can get away with it.

sophia jane · May 4, 2005

Salvor-Hardon said:
Yeah but I'm cute so I can get away with it.

Hmmm. I'm naughty, but not cute. Does that mean I can't get away with it??

SJ

hmmnmm · May 4, 2005

I'll stir your pudding pot, SJ - virtual as it may be, but we do what we can with what we have at hand. :catroar:

Salvor-Hardon · May 4, 2005

sophia jane said:
Hmmm. I'm naughty, but not cute. Does that mean I can't get away with it??

SJ

Who says you're not cute? I'll make mince meat outta em!

Let me atta em! Let me atta em!

Guest · May 4, 2005

Svenskaflicka · May 4, 2005

I didn't get laid, but a cute guy did press my body down on the floor today.

Unfortunately, it was only to demonstrate how a chiropractor loosens up your ternse back...

Lovepotion69 · May 5, 2005

Not gotten laid, but I wish I had. Did meet two cute photographer's at my friend's wedding on Saturday. Had my eye on the assistant, but ended up flirting and dancing with the main photographer. Gotta love Scandinavian descendant young photographers. They had the looks, talent and moves (on the dance floor at least!) Oh, and they also had a camera bag of quipment I wanted to steal...

sophia jane · May 5, 2005

So, no sex. No prospects... yet.

SJ

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