The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Kara. said:
I might have heard that somewhere too...

See. I only speak the truth.

Hi Kara. Welcome to the AH. Hope you enjoy the place and yourself :)
 
sophia jane said:
And she can probably do both at the same time. :devil:

SJ

And she'll also become adept at typing with her left hand :devil:
It's a win-win situation.
 
elizabethwest said:
I think you scared her off. These virgins are a little skittish. :p
i tried to be nice and friendly but SJ sure scared her off :p
 
DrFreud said:
i tried to be nice and friendly but SJ sure scared her off :p

Why are you blaming me? I didn't do anything! Do you think it's because my av is naked???

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
Why are you blaming me? I didn't do anything! Do you think it's because my av is naked???

SJ

I dunno but she was saying "Can I tie you up" to a guy on another thread.

SJ u owe me a reply to my post on the last person thread.
 
DrFreud said:
I dunno but she was saying "Can I tie you up" to a guy on another thread.

SJ u owe me a reply to my post on the last person thread.

It's all lies- he wanted me to tie him up!!! I replied to your other. You sweetie! :kiss:

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
It's all lies- he wanted me to tie him up!!! I replied to your other. You sweetie! :kiss:

SJ

Actually it was the Kara girl who wanted to tie someone up on another thread. It's true...

I have just watched The Masseuse by Jenna Jameson and it had a lot of very sexy light bondage.

Get your lovely ass in here SJ and don't forget the rope :D
 
DrFreud said:
Actually it was the Kara girl who wanted to tie someone up on another thread. It's true...

I have just watched The Masseuse by Jenna Jameson and it had a lot of very sexy light bondage.

Get your lovely ass in here SJ and don't forget the rope :D

As long as you're the one doing the tying, bring it on. You can tie me up anytime!
:p
SJ
 
sophia jane said:
As long as you're the one doing the tying, bring it on. You can tie me up anytime!
:p
SJ

Now you made my sig line.

Do you mind light spanking? I'll promise I'll kiss it better :devil:
 
DrFreud said:
Now you made my sig line.

Do you mind light spanking? I'll promise I'll kiss it better :devil:

OMG! You sure know the right things to say!!! You're hitting all my fantasies tonight. :kiss:

SJ
 
(Don't want to interrupt Freud and Sohpia's delicious flirt, but wanted to mention that I didn't get laid today. And now I'm going to bed. G'night!)
 
logophile said:
(Don't want to interrupt Freud and Sohpia's delicious flirt, but wanted to mention that I didn't get laid today. And now I'm going to bed. G'night!)

Hey Logo, don't go off to bed yet. SJ wrote a FFM story. Do you care to make it happen? :D
 
I can't believe you actually put that in your sig!!! I'm still laughing. Such a thing to be remembered by. :nana:

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
I can't believe you actually put that in your sig!!! I'm still laughing. Such a thing to be remembered by. :nana:

SJ

:) I stick to my word (among other things).
So SJ, are your cheeks still tingly? :p I've got my policeman uniform on too.

I think we should change the name of the thread to "Getting Laid Today" :D
 
DrFreud said:
:) I stick to my word (among other things).
So SJ, are your cheeks still tingly? :p I've got my policeman uniform on too.

I think we should change the name of the thread to "Getting Laid Today" :D

LOL! I wish! If I'm going to be spanked maybe I need an ass av?

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
LOL! I wish! If I'm going to be spanked maybe I need an ass av?

SJ

You had a pretty nice one yesterday. I'll try to capture a nice pic from that movie I watched and see if it makes a good AV...
It'll be hard to match your classy ones.
 
DrFreud said:
:) I stick to my word (among other things).
So SJ, are your cheeks still tingly? :p I've got my policeman uniform on too.

I think we should change the name of the thread to "Getting Laid Today" :D

Shh... don't tell anyone, but I think when I do get laid again, I'm going to start a new thread. Maybe I'll call it "Na-na! I got laid!" Just kidding. Don't know what I'll call it yet. Open to suggestions!

FFM? Where? :p
 
logophile said:
Shh... don't tell anyone, but I think when I do get laid again, I'm going to start a new thread. Maybe I'll call it "Na-na! I got laid!" Just kidding. Don't know what I'll call it yet. Open to suggestions!

FFM? Where? :p

Should be up in the next few days. It's going to very hot, I think. But then I wrote it. So what do I now. I'm sure I'll be talking about it when it goes up.

SJ
 
Better, Dr. Freud?
Hey- you never told me what you thought about that line in my poem about ...you?

SJ
 
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