BonBon1976
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Ha was taking Ole one eye to the optometrist.
Inappropriate metaphors
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GuiltyPleasure
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BonBon1976
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...or the urologist.
LOL...
Another lil gem from Grumpier Old Men
Taking the log pole to the beaver
BB
greenmountaineer
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A toilet seat that's always fucking up.
champagne1982
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She's the Lovelace of credulity, she'll swallow any story you tell her.
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Gold medal entry!
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Oooh shocking lot
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Bumpety bump
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