The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

TE999 said:

and you're kept away from the mansion.


I put in a set of old Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedias ...


Go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls ...

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MistressLynn said:

And you get all the copies of Laugh-In making the reference . . .

I put in 237 sheets of paper covered with math equations, functions, graphs . . . and my wrong answers . . .

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Handley_Page said:

And you get a letter of grateful thanks from the re-cycling centre.


I put in a birthday card

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you're declared a year younger by a Time Lord.

I put in a police call box...

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TE999 said:

and you get back a Dalek.

I put in Saguaro cactus ...

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Handley_Page said:

and it's confused with traffic signs in some areas.


I put in a fly fishing rod

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you catch your limit of Musca domestica.

I put in an olla of Saguaro wine...

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DeevaLicious said:

and we dine on fish and wine under the moonlit night.

I put in hiking gear for two and a map of Saguaro National Park.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the universe beams down on the couple as darkness cools the Sonora.

I put in a cool dip in Sabeno Canyon...

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DeevaLicious said:

and it washes away the heat on our skin but not the fire burning bright inside.

I put in a nosy roadrunner peeking through the thicket.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and he catches the rattler at your feet.

I put in a rainbow serpent...

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Handley_Page said:

and it rains; heavily.


I put in an eight foot fly rod.

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, I see an eight-foot fly on the Jolly Green Giant.

I put in a can of niblets.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and your earlobes get nibbled.

I put in a on your neck...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, you'll never catch my cold doing that.

I put in an air to both of your cheeks, one at a time, and stopping for hug in the middle.

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TE999 said:

and you start feeling better.


I put in an Idiots Guide to Microsoft XP ...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get directions to the PX.

I put in a dog-eared copy of a guide to the universe...

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Handley_Page said:

with "Don't Panic" in large friendly letters on the front.


I put in an electronic thumb

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a virtual ride.

I put in a '56 Chevy convertible coupe...

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Handley_Page said:

Ye gods, the suspension is shot!


I put in a smaller engine

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get beat by a Nash Rambler.

I put in a little old lady from Passadena...

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Handley_Page said:

Who's Daddy took the T-bird away. . . . .


I put in a surf-board

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, the surf runs through the English Channel

I put in a strawberry field

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Handley_Page said:

and they can play there forever



I put in a mandolin

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get serenaded by Donovan.

I put in a 12-string...

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