PM asshattery
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BeachMomma
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Oh dear Lord! I think my eyes are permanently crossed now!
Did you notice your post count as of that last post? 666.
Did you notice your post count as of that last post? 666.
Cipher
*Queen IDGAF*
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Here's one i got, haven't logged in for a few days, i'm glad this was waiting for me though..i needed a good laugh..
Idiot: Hi! i see you're a pretty fat girl, i love fat pussy girls! You all tend to be lonely and desperate and glad to suck a huge cock! So hey fatty, my cock is hard and you're just the whore i need! Let's email! I'm ready to fuck your fat throat!
Me: Sounds great, I've been waiting for you, I'll email you a few pics to stroke to while you degrade me, oh i'm so hot for you..
Idiot: idiot12345@blah blah mail..i'm waiting fatty!
So i made a bogus email "fatslutsomething."
I sent 2 pics. one of me and mr cipher giving him the "youre #1" and the second a pic of my 100lb pitbull taking a shit LoL
Idiot: Hi! i see you're a pretty fat girl, i love fat pussy girls! You all tend to be lonely and desperate and glad to suck a huge cock! So hey fatty, my cock is hard and you're just the whore i need! Let's email! I'm ready to fuck your fat throat!
Me: Sounds great, I've been waiting for you, I'll email you a few pics to stroke to while you degrade me, oh i'm so hot for you..
Idiot: idiot12345@blah blah mail..i'm waiting fatty!
So i made a bogus email "fatslutsomething."
I sent 2 pics. one of me and mr cipher giving him the "youre #1" and the second a pic of my 100lb pitbull taking a shit LoL
Bramblethorn
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hey lol could you let me know age and gender so I can decide whether I want to pester you for teh sexx0rs? lol
AngelicaPink
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He PMed me a few times before too!
Saucyminx
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He sure is a busy little creep.
Cipher, you handled that other jackass with panache and style. Good for you. I'm thinking he should be inhumanely euthanized (and no I didn't make a mistake there), or at the very least neutered and lobotomized before being released in public again.
Cipher
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Thank You Saucyminx, & You're right, at the very least neutered!
We did get a great laugh out of it, i even kept the email address i created activated for a few days seeing if he would email trying to get rowdy, Nope!
Darn.
Cipher
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So this loser talked shit about your ass, told you to kill yourself, but then asked for more pics? LMFAO!
Unreal!
Luv_2_RP_Guy
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Your ass is perfect!
Sweetdaisymae
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Yep, I got one from him too.
The thing that irritates me most is the pm's from lit users with no posting history and no public profile who ask stupid questions, that if they could be bothered to read my profile would be answered...... Oh and the guys who won't take no for an answer!
Ok minor rant over, I feel better now. How is everyone?
Same here, also the one's who don't pay attention to your signature. No pics and no role play means what it says but at least 3 request every damn day!
Cipher
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I think we've all shared this rant too! No worries!
I'm doing ok, Hope you're good too, now that the rant is over
Cipher
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Right, alot of these douchebags should learn to read sig lines & profiles..
My profile states i'm not here to have "pretend sexcapades" and it also states i'm a Domme..But that doesn't stop the douchebags from "hey bitch, bet i can force you to be my sub"..
Yeah, good luck with that stupid!
Sweetdaisymae
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I am ok thanks.
Some pm's I get are fine, educated, thoughtfully written greetings, those I answer! Thoe I do not want to discourage
Cypher is it ok to pm you, I would like to ask a question
Thanks in advance
Some pm's I get are fine, educated, thoughtfully written greetings, those I answer! Thoe I do not want to discourage
Cypher is it ok to pm you, I would like to ask a question
Thanks in advance
Right, alot of these douchebags should learn to read sig lines & profiles..
My profile states i'm not here to have "pretend sexcapades" and it also states i'm a Domme..But that doesn't stop the douchebags from "hey bitch, bet i can force you to be my sub"..
Yeah, good luck with that stupid!
Invite him to a motel and tie his ass up naked and then just leave him for the maid to find! :
Yes, I know I can be a royal bitch.
Cipher
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I am ok thanks.
Some pm's I get are fine, educated, thoughtfully written greetings, those I answer! Thoe I do not want to discourage
Cypher is it ok to pm you, I would like to ask a question
Thanks in advance
Sure you can PM me.
Cipher
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Invite him to a motel and tie his ass up naked and then just leave him for the maid to find! :
Yes, I know I can be a royal bitch.
I'm totally down for shit like that..it's not possible anymore, since i'm getting married.
I've done some evil things to guys who thought they could change me LoL
We can be royal bitches together!
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I'll admit to being drunk and horny and sending unsolicited PMs on occasion. I'll see a post that catches my eye or a clever sig line or something and tell the lady what I think hoping to start a fun conversation that might lead to other kinds of fun. Feel bad for all the women, having your inboxes filled up over and over with crap.
Maybe there could be a club, or something. Get the inbox of an asshat filled up with gay sex or something. Good luck ladies.
Maybe there could be a club, or something. Get the inbox of an asshat filled up with gay sex or something. Good luck ladies.
Cipher
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I'm sure most guys come here drunk and horny..LoL That's most likely the problem
Yeah i think we need a club to spam douche's inboxes LoL!
Thanks for the idea!
Que
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i really need to subscribe here....
...you know how in a flight of fancy you see a hot scenario and fire off a brilliant piece of ass-hattery with both TMI about yourself personally and too many unfounded assumptions about the recipients, well receptiveness....and you don't hear back when the next day in the cold light of day it all ready seemed ill advised?
Be nice to have this handy to check and see exactly how FAR off the mark I was.
I mean I typically remember (or can look back with horror at) what I wrote and the masturbatory fantasy that fueled it but it would be instructive to see what bits needed pruning the most.
...you know how in a flight of fancy you see a hot scenario and fire off a brilliant piece of ass-hattery with both TMI about yourself personally and too many unfounded assumptions about the recipients, well receptiveness....and you don't hear back when the next day in the cold light of day it all ready seemed ill advised?
Be nice to have this handy to check and see exactly how FAR off the mark I was.
I mean I typically remember (or can look back with horror at) what I wrote and the masturbatory fantasy that fueled it but it would be instructive to see what bits needed pruning the most.
