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I have a great love of puns. So share your favourite puns here!
Let's start with one of my favourites:
Let's start with one of my favourites:
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Mystery Man
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What do you get when you mix salmon and nutella?
Salmonella
Salmonella
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can't put it down.
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It sounds really uplifting!
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Something about it repels me, but in a good way.
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I spent an hour deleting all the Germans from my phone contacts. My phone is now Hans free.
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The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world.
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Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
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I used to run an origami supplies business - sadly it folded...
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That reminds me, I wanted to watch the World Origami Championships on TV, but sadly it was on paper view.
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Did you hear of the logger nicknamed Barry the Hatchet?
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I bought a newspaper shop after that - it blew away...
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I bet that was a major development.
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One-one was one racehorse: two-one was one too -- two-one won one race: one-one won one too.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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I farted in my wallet because I needed some gas money.
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What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
