MathGirl
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DG's Dubious Dictionary
As secretary to the DurtGurl Group, I have been instructed to present a running series of little-known words and the definitions thereof. This is intended for the edification, elucidation, enlightenment, and embrouchment of the readers at the AH. In DG's words, "Em assholes needta be tole whazzup."
Using words from DG's own vast fund of knowledge, several words will be posted each day. In addition, a blue-ribbon panel of editors has been selected, including [insert names here] to add their lexicographical expertise to the venture. I am sure as the readers note the names, hoarse cries of delight will issue from even the most jaded throats.
Please note: We at the Group are certain that most readers will wish to print hard copies of the posts and preserve them in binders with secure page protectors. Permission is granted to do so for personal use only. Dissemination of this material for monetary gain is specifically prohibited and most surely will result in a visit from Vito the Viper and Big Tyrone.
And, without further adieu, the premier edition of DurtGurl's Dubious Dictionary.
MathGirl,
Amanuensis for the DG Group
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ABACINATE: The achievement of sexual gratification by sitting in a red-hot copper basin. From the Yiddish; "Ab"-To fry crisply while leaving the center tender, and "Cinat"-To have it off whilst screaming.
ABARUNCULARITY: The feeling when, upon completion of a bowel movement, one finds that the previous occupant of the privy has used the last of the paper. E.g. "Whoooeee! That musta been a four footer. Now I jist need about fifteen feeta pap... Oh, shit!"
ABASCULATE: To experience sexual arousal by plucking of nose hairs. From the Greek; "Abascul"-Rhinal depilation by use of needle-nose pliers.
YES, I KNOW THERE IS A TYPO IN THE TITLE OF THE GODDAMN THREAD. I CAN'T FIND ANY WAY TO FIX IT. THE "C" KEY ON MY FUCKING KEYBOARD TENDS TO REPEAT. GET USED TO IT. IT APPARENTLY AIN'T GOING AWAY. THANK YOU. MG
* = Real word, real definition, no shit.
As secretary to the DurtGurl Group, I have been instructed to present a running series of little-known words and the definitions thereof. This is intended for the edification, elucidation, enlightenment, and embrouchment of the readers at the AH. In DG's words, "Em assholes needta be tole whazzup."
Using words from DG's own vast fund of knowledge, several words will be posted each day. In addition, a blue-ribbon panel of editors has been selected, including [insert names here] to add their lexicographical expertise to the venture. I am sure as the readers note the names, hoarse cries of delight will issue from even the most jaded throats.
Please note: We at the Group are certain that most readers will wish to print hard copies of the posts and preserve them in binders with secure page protectors. Permission is granted to do so for personal use only. Dissemination of this material for monetary gain is specifically prohibited and most surely will result in a visit from Vito the Viper and Big Tyrone.
And, without further adieu, the premier edition of DurtGurl's Dubious Dictionary.
MathGirl,
Amanuensis for the DG Group
-------------------------------------------------------
ABACINATE: The achievement of sexual gratification by sitting in a red-hot copper basin. From the Yiddish; "Ab"-To fry crisply while leaving the center tender, and "Cinat"-To have it off whilst screaming.
ABARUNCULARITY: The feeling when, upon completion of a bowel movement, one finds that the previous occupant of the privy has used the last of the paper. E.g. "Whoooeee! That musta been a four footer. Now I jist need about fifteen feeta pap... Oh, shit!"
ABASCULATE: To experience sexual arousal by plucking of nose hairs. From the Greek; "Abascul"-Rhinal depilation by use of needle-nose pliers.
YES, I KNOW THERE IS A TYPO IN THE TITLE OF THE GODDAMN THREAD. I CAN'T FIND ANY WAY TO FIX IT. THE "C" KEY ON MY FUCKING KEYBOARD TENDS TO REPEAT. GET USED TO IT. IT APPARENTLY AIN'T GOING AWAY. THANK YOU. MG
* = Real word, real definition, no shit.
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