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OldScotlandYard said:
pervs, you are all nicked!

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!
 
Raging Whoremoans said:

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

please warn me next time.. diet dr. pepper isnt attractive flying out ones nose
 
How can it be permissible
She compromise my principle, yeah yeah
That kind of love is mythical
She’s anything but typical

She’s a craze you’d endorse, she’s a powerful force
You’re obliged to conform when there’s no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Her loving is so powerful, huh
It’s simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
The woman is invincible

She’s a natural law, and she leaves me in awe
She deserves the applause, I surrender because
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Simply irresistible she’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where the money went
Simply irresistible she’s all mine, there’s no other way to go

She’s unavoidable, I’m backed against the wall
She gives me feelings like I never felt before
I’m breaking promises, she’s breaking every law
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
She’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where the money went
Simply irresistible she’s all mine, there’s no other way to
Go

Her methods are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
She’s so completely kissable, huh
Our lives are indivisible

She’s a craze you’d endorse, she’s a powerful force
You’re obliged to conform when there’s no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

She’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where the money went
Simply irresistible she’s all mine, there’s no other way to go
She’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where the money went
Simply irresistible she’s all mine, there’s no other way to go


Simply Irresistible ~ Robert Palmer

~lucky
 
I feel the need for some David Bowie, Heroes please.

I
I will be king
And you
You will be queen
Though nothing will
Drive them away
We can beat them
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
Just for one day

And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a fact
Yes we're lovers
And that is that

Though nothing
Will keep us together
We could steal time
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
For ever and ever
What d'you say

I
I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins
Like dolphins can swim
Though nothing
Will keep us together
We can beat them
For ever and ever
Oh we can be Heroes
Just for one day

I
I will be king
And you
You will be queen
Though nothing
Will drive them away
We can be Heroes
Just for one day
We can be us
Just for one day

I
I can remember
Standing
By the wall
And the guns
Shot above our heads
And we kissed
As though nothing could fall
And the shame
Was on the other side
Oh we can beat them
For ever and ever
Then we can be Heroes
Just for one day

We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
We're nothing
And nothing will help us
Maybe we're lying
Then you better not stay
But we could be safer
Just for one day
 
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I feel like some Pulp or Blur right now - Im such a Brit Pop whore (anything but Oasis!!)
 
Goldie Munro said:
I feel like some Pulp or Blur right now - Im such a Brit Pop whore (anything but Oasis!!)

Pulp - Disco 2000 do you? I love that song. Can't find the lyrics *cries*

For my current mood?

Evanescence, Everybody's Fool

perfect by nature
icons of self indulgence
just what we all need
more lies about a world that

never was and never will be
have you no shame don't you see me
you know you've got everybody fooled

look here she comes now
bow down and stare in wonder
oh how we love you
no flaws when you're pretending
but now i know she

never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled

without the mask where will you hide
can't find yourself lost in your lie

i know the truth now
i know who you are
and i don't love you anymore

it never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled

it never was and never will be
you're not real and you can't save me
somehow now you're everybody's fool
 
Just-Legal said:
Pulp - Disco 2000 do you? I love that song. Can't find the lyrics *cries*

For you! :kiss:

Well we were born within one hour of each other.
Our mothers said we could be sister and brother.
Your name is Deborah, Deborah.
It never suited ya.
Oh they thought that when we grew up,
we'd get married, and never split up.
We never did it, although often I thought of it.

Oh Deborah, do you recall?
Your house was very small,
with wood chip on the wall.
When I came around to call,
you didn't notice me at all.

I said let's all meet up in the year 2000.
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown.
Be there at 2 o'clock by the fountain down the road.
I never knew that you'd get married.
I would be living down here on my own on
that damp and lonely Thursday years ago.

You were the first girl at school to get breasts.
Martyn said that yours were the best.
The boys all loved you but I was a mess.
I had to watch them trying to get you undressed.
We were friends but that was as far as it went.
I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant,
oh it meant nothing to you,
cos you were so popular.
 
"Then I Wake Up" ~ Trace Adkins

I smell the fragrance of your hair,
Feel your fingers and your breath, on my skin..
When we're here alone like this,
A crazy world makes perfect sense..
I hear you whisperin' my name,
Your kisses leave the sweetest taste, on my lips..
When you say, "I love you too",
Soft and tender like you do,
I know all my dreams have come true...

Then I wake up,
On the floor, beside our bed where I sleep,
Ever since the night you left me alone in this old house,
Days go by, but I'm still in love...
With who we used to be,
Now you're just a precious memory,
I can count on every night to hold me tight...
Then I wake up.

I lay here while the truth sinks in.
I'm still alone you're still not here,
And we're still through...
I remember our last night,
Every word right up to goodbye...
Slowly I drift off again,
I'm saying words I wish I'd said that night, to you..
And you don't drive off in your car,
And I don't have a broken heart,
And you can't wait to be in my arms....

Then I wake up,
On the floor, beside our bed where I sleep,
Ever since the night you left me alone in this old house,
Days go by, but I'm still in love...
With who we used to be,
Now you're just a precious memory,
I can count on every night to hold me tight...
Then I wake up.
 
dont know why i have this on the brain so early this am...but here goes:
Sweet emotion...
Sweet emotion...

Talk about things but nobody cares.
Wearing other things that nobody wears.
Ya callin' my name, but I gotta make clear,
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year.

Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent,
Said my get up and go musta got up and went.
Well I got good news she's a real good liar,
'Cause your backstage lover set your pants on fire.

Sweet emotion...
Sweet emotion...

I pulled into town in a police car.
Your daddy said I took you just a little too far.
Tellin' other things but your girlfriend lied.
You can't catch me, cause the rabbit done died.

Yes it did!

Standin' in the front just a shakin' your ass.
I'll take you back stage you can drink from my glass.
I'll talk about something you can sure understand,
'cause a month on the road and I'll be eatin' from your hand.

- Sweet Emotion
Aerosmith
 
A boy went back to Napoli,
because he missed the scenery,
the native dancers and the charming songs.
But wait a minute, something's wrong.

Hey! Hey!
Now it's hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano!
Hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano!
Go, go, Joe, you mixed up Sigiliano.
All you Calabrese do the mambo like crazy.

And hey Mambo! Don't wanna tarantella,
Hey Mambo! No more-a moozzarella.
Hey Mambo! Hey Mambo Italiano.
Try an enchilada with a fish-a-barcalada.

Hey goombah!
I love-a how you dance rumba.
But take-a some advice paisano,
learn how to mambo.
If you're gonna be a square,
you're never gonna go nowhere.

Hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano!
Hey Mambo, hey Mambo Italiano!
Go, go, Joe, shake-a like a Gioviano.
Hello quesadicha,
you getta happy in the feets-a
when you Mambo Italiano!

Shake-a baby, shake-a,
'cause I love-a when you take-a me.

Hey Jagool!
You don't-a have to go to school,
just make a little beef flambino.
It's-a like-a vino.
Kid you're good-lookin',
but you don't know what's-a cookin' till you
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Shake-a baby, shake-a,
'cause I love it when you take-a me
by the pizzeria down-a where I'm gonna be-a.
Don't ya tell your mama.
Mama's gonna tell-a papa.
There's-a nothin' to it.
Come on baby let's-a do it!

Hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano!
Hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano!
Go, go, Joe, you mixed up Sigiliano.
It's-a so delish-a, everybody gonna preshi-ada.


Mambo Italiano ~Bette Midler
 
What will I tell my heart
Sung by Vanessa Williams

I'll try to explain to friends, dear
the reason we two are apart
I know what to tell our friends, dear
but what can I tell my heart.

It's easy to say to strangers,
that we played the game from the start
it's easy to lie to strangers,
but why tell a lie to your heart

When I smile to hide, all the tears inside
what an ache it will bring
then I'll wander home to a telephone
that forgot how to ring

I could say you'll soon be back, dear
to fool the whole town may be smart
I'll tell them you'll soon be back, dear
but what can I tell my heart.

When I smile to hide, all the tears inside
what an ache it will bring
then I'll wander home to a telephone
that forgot how to ring

I could say you'll soon be back, dear
to fool the whole town may be smart
I'll tell them you'll soon be back, dear
but what can I tell my heart

oh, what will I tell my heart....
 
Good choice on the Evanescence JL.

Jesse's Music:

This week, I are be mostly listening to - depressing songs.

(If you're American or don't watch The Fast Show, don't worry about trying to understand that)

Goodbye to You by Michelle Branch

I've been searching deep down in my soul,
Words that I'm hearing are starting to get old,
Feels like I'm starting all over again,
The last three years were just pretend.
And I said

Goodbye to you
Goodbye to everything I thought I knew
You were the one I loved
The one thing that I tried to hold on to

I still get lost in your eyes,
And it seems like I can't live a day without you.
Closing my eyes till you chase my thoughts away,
To a place where I am blinded by the light but it's not right


The Earl
 
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OhMissScarlett said:
Wah! That song always makes me cry because it was on that one Buffy episode.
:(

One of many reasons I'm listening to it.

Reflecting on being a maudlin Willow pining for his Tara.

The Earl
 
Yes, I know I went last, but I felt the need to vent. Still on a Buffy theme and kinda linked in to the last one.

Still I always feel the strangest strangement
Nothing here is real, nothing here is right.
I've been making shows of trading blows
just hoping no one knows
That i've been going through the motions
walking through the part.
Nothing seems to penetrate my heart


Going Through The Motions - Once More With Feeling

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Yes, I know I went last, but I felt the need to vent. Still on a Buffy theme and kinda linked in to the last one.

Still I always feel the strangest strangement
Nothing here is real, nothing here is right.
I've been making shows of trading blows
just hoping no one knows
That i've been going through the motions
walking through the part.
Nothing seems to penetrate my heart


Going Through The Motions - Once More With Feeling

The Earl

Earl! :kiss:

You're the bestest.
 
Here's another one: Full Of Grace by Sarah Mclachlan

The winter here is cold, & bitter
It’s chilled us to the bone
I haven’t seen the sun for weeks
Too long, to far from home
I feel just like I’m sinking
And I claw for solid ground
I’m pulled down by the undertow
I never thought I would feel so low
Oh the darkness I feel like letting go

If all the of the strength and all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place
I know I can love you much better than this
Full of grace
Full of grace
My love

So it’s better this way, I said
Having seen this place before
Where everything we said and did
Hurts us all the more
It’s just that we stayed, too long
In the same old sickly skin
I’m pulled down by the undertow
I never thought I would feel so low
Oh the darkness I feel like letting go
If all of the strength and all of the courage
Come and lift me from this place
I know I could love you much better than this
Full of grace
I know I could love you much better than this
It’s better this way
 
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

CHORUS:
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were makin it and you -

CHORUS

And knocked me out and then you
Shook me all night long
You had me shakin' and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Well you took me

You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
Ooooh you
Shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you
Shook me all night long

Your really took me and you
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
All night long


You Shook Me All Night Long ~ AC/DC
 
Lucky, are you trying to get us all to dance naked? :D

It's never too early for that.

Here's my morning song: Blur's 'You're So Great...'

Sad, drunk, and poorly
Sleeping really late
Sad, drunk, and poorly
Not feeling so great
Wandering lost in a town full of frowns
Sad, drunk, and poorly
Dogs digging up the ground

And I feel the light
In the night and in the day
And I feel the light
When the sky's just mud and grey
And I feel the light
When you tell me it's OK
Cos you're so great, and I love you

Tea Tea and coffee
Helps to start the day
Tea Tea and coffee
Shaking all the way
City's alive and, surprise, so am I
Tea, tea and coffee
Get no sleep today

And I feel the light
In the night and in the day
And I feel the light
When the sky's just mud and grey
And I feel the light
When you tell me it's OK
Cos you're so great, and I love you



:)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Lucky, are you trying to get us all to dance naked? :D

:)

You found me out. ;)

Actually, I'm having a very vivid trip down memory lane. There is always music in the car on memory lane. Hmm...

~lucky
 
Heard this on the radio a few days ago and it's been running around in there ever since.

Down Under ~ Men at Work

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
 
CD, I love Men At Work! Here's my personal fave, 'Overkill'

I can't get to sleep
I think about the implications
Of diving in too deep
And possibly the complications

Especially at night
I worry over situations
I know will be alright
Perhaps its just my imagination

Day after day it reappears
Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away

Alone between the sheets
Only brings exasperation
It's time to walk the streets
Smell the desperation

At least there's pretty lights
And though there's little variation
It nullifies the night
From overkill

Day after day it reappears
Night after night my heartbeat, shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away
COME BACK ANOTHER DAY

I can't get to sleep
I think about the implications
Of diving in too deep
And possibly the complications

Especially at night
I worry over situations
THAT I know will be alright
It's just overkill

Day after day it reappears
Night after night, my heartbeat, shows the fear
Ghosts appear and fade away
 
OhMissScarlett said:
CD, I love Men At Work! Here's my personal fave, 'Overkill'

I can't get to sleep
I think about the implications
Of diving in too deep
And possibly the complications...

This is getting spooky. Most of the songs I post here are with one person in mind. The last c.d. she made for me had that song on it. :eek:

Groovy.

*hugs*

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
This is getting spooky. Most of the songs I post here are with one person in mind. The last c.d. she made for me had that song on it. :eek:

Groovy.

*hugs*

~lucky

Aww. Hugs right back. Great minds think alike, I guess. Either that or everyone is nostalgic about the 80's like I am.
 
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