maggot420
Literotica Tofu
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sweet dreams luckylucky-E-leven said:Night, all you sexy peeps.
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sweet dreams luckylucky-E-leven said:Night, all you sexy peeps.
RebeccaLeah said:What is it with guys and goth girls? Not the goth guys, they're too busy dancing, but the regular guys just fucking drool. Five, count them, 5 fucking indecent proposals on my way home, just 2 blocks and it isn't a major street, it's a little side street.
It isn't that evil of an outfit.....But jeeze the knot holding the necklace is a pain to get undone.
p.s. Yes my feet hurt after dancing for 3 hours in those things. I got relaced about twice as tight when I stopped in the girls' bathroom to straighten my skirts. Between my shoes and my ribs I was just happy to get it all off.
matriarch said:You went out in public?
In that?
Ermmm...........WOW !!!!
Belegon said:Becca, I love you, even if all I'm gonna do is look...but I also promise that I would be dancing...standing around in a club when you could be dancing is so not my style...
I miss you, My Queen...someday we'll visit on that side of the pond...
and yes, I'm going to bed now even before you tell me to do so...\
*stuffs cheeks, hands over the kids, and hides under the blankets*lilredjammies said:*cuddles and marshmallows*
i you.lilredjammies said:*drops the kids off at Liar's, stands guard over the lump of blankets, occasionally shoving more marshmallows underneath*
Yay! i being ed.lilredjammies said:you too, you stressed out cuddly thing, you.
entitled said:Yay! i being ed.
unrelated: i don't care how big it is. i don't care that you bagged the damned thing. i don't want to take a picture. i want you to STOP GLORIFYING BRINGING HOME DEAD ANIMALS already, ok? Just cut the damned thing up, stick it in oil, and fry it until all the nutritional stuff is gone, like you always do.
It's turkey season.malachiteink said:Oh, sounds delicious....
Does shoving the gun up his toches count as stuffing?lilredjammies said:As long as you plan on stuffing & baking him, yes.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahehehehhehehehahahahhaha.....lilredjammies said:*checks The Joy of Cooking*
*closes book, hides it*
Yes.
*serene smile*
entitled said:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahehehehhehehehahahahhaha.....
*hunches over, wrings hands, grows horns*
Or butcher it and give it to charity.malachiteink said:Yes, it is a rule, you have to eat what you shoot