frogmaster
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My wife wants to try out having sex with some of our animals. Has anyone done it that can give me tips and stories.
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frogmaster said:My wife wants to try out having sex with some of our animals. Has anyone done it that can give me tips and stories.
frogmaster said:My wife wants to try out having sex with some of our animals. Has anyone done it that can give me tips and stories.
Mskey said:the phrase I love most here is " some of our animals". Whadda ya got guy, a menagerie? A portable petting zoo?
I can see it now, all the critters lined up at the foot of the bed...
lemme see now, the dog is a definate yes, but I'm not so sure about the iguana and there's now way in hell I'm letting the cockatile near my pussy but the ferret and the guinea pigs are a must!!
sheesh!!!!
midwestyankee said:But a goat would be a natural for a troll.
Phoenix Stone said:But you all missed the telling user Name!! Frogmaster!
I've been picturing him whipping a whole herd of frogs, which are hopping ahead -- but they'll only let some of them on the bed.
(And what better pet for a troll?)
SlickTony said:If he's smart, he'll stay far, far, far away from the ferrets.
Very very true. They may seem lazy at times...but if he hasn't seen that scene from The Big Lebowski where he's in the tub and they put the ferret in...let's just say that wasn't a bj he was getting down there. Ouch.SlickTony said:If he's smart, he'll stay far, far, far away from the ferrets.
midwestyankee said:Geez, where's Celtic Frog when you need her?
frogmaster said:My wife wants to try out having sex with some of our animals. Has anyone done it that can give me tips and stories.
EML... ew. Again.Then again, of course you seem like the sort who would post a thread similar to the one whose subject turned into screen door sex.
SCREEN DOOR SEX!!!
SCREEN DOOR SEX!!!
SlickTony said:If he's smart, he'll stay far, far, far away from the ferrets.