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1sickbastard said:
In Arkansas, a virgin is any girl who can outrun her brothers and most 'family trees' resemble wreaths.

The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. You can tell b/c if it had been invented in Connecticut, it would have been called a teeth-brush.

They don't believe in evolution in Arkansas. If you've ever been there you'd know they practice what the preach.
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You would fit in so well at my office.

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For you 1sb:

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This is my we screensaver!
 
A plastic barrel full of muratic acid does the trick nicely. As a bonus, it dissolves teeth and denatures the DNA, so if ever found, identification is impossible. Remember, no corpse=no provable crime.

Not that I'd have any real reason to know this.
Just sayin'
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Even Siri gets it!

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1sickbastard said:
A plastic barrel full of muratic acid does the trick nicely. As a bonus, it dissolves teeth and denatures the DNA, so if ever found, identification is impossible. Remember, no corpse=no provable crime.

Not that I'd have any real reason to know this.
Just sayin'
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I'm well aware that there are numerous ways to dispose of a corpse.

:rolleyes:
 
It's not that I don't like you, it's just that I thought the bird pooping on your head was well-deserved.

That's why I laughed.
 
The General Board is very much like a sewer. It's nasty, it stinks, and the shit flows constantly, but it does serve a useful function.
 
1sickbastard said:
The General Board is very much like a sewer. It's nasty, it stinks, and the shit flows constantly, but it does serve a useful function.
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*snort* Oh shit!! Ha!!

Thankfully I swallowed my coffee before I read that one. :D
 
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