Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Hypoxia · Mar 19, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Everything is beautiful, in its own way . . .

I preferred AHAB THE AYRAB. And THE STREAK. And IN THE MOOD.

MagicaPractica · Mar 19, 2018

RubenR said:
When you're a minimalistic writer, it's hard to find the words.

Sometimes you do need a phrase or two.

Captainnumnuts · Mar 19, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Sometimes you need a phase or two.

Out of my head and off to the bed.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 20, 2018

Captainnumnuts said:
Out of my bed and off to the head.

I was either drinking too much coffee or too much beer. Or pleasuring myself. Or suffering from a prostate issue. Or showering away the residue of another awkward encounter with an immigrant prostitute. But I’ll never tell!

BiscuitHammer · Mar 20, 2018

RubenR said:
Tears on my pillow.

Teeth in my pillow, he went in dry...

Captainnumnuts · Mar 20, 2018

BiscuitHammer said:
Teeth in my sink, he went in dry...

Little Tony made some cry.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 20, 2018

Captainnumnuts said:
Lily's cunny made grown men cry.

She was that tight?

Hypoxia · Mar 20, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
It was a dark and stormy flight.

Aren't they all? And you have to take your shoes off first. Never try it sober.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 20, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Aren't they all? And you have to take your shoes off last. Never try it sober.

That's a strange rule for strip poker.

LizVegas79 · Mar 20, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Does taking off a toe ring count in strip poker?

The winner gets to decide what the loser takes off in strip poker.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 20, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
The whiner gets to decide what the loner takes off when Chip pokes her.

What sort of group therapy are you in?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 20, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
What sort of group therapist are you?

What gets taken off in strip poker is the loser’s choice, based on a matter of daddy issues or the current state of tumescence. Or so I’ve heard.

LizVegas79 · Mar 20, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
What gets taken off in strip poker is not the loser’s choice. It's based on daddy issues or the current state of tumescence. Or so I’ve heard.

So are you losing on purpose or am I just really good at playing poker tonight?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 20, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
I’m feeling lucky!

But I always win.

LizVegas79 · Mar 20, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
But I always win. Are you cheating?

I'm allowed to cheat. I'm a girl.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 20, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
I cheat—I’m a Homo Sapiens.

We all either do it or want to.

LizVegas79 · Mar 20, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
We are all a little curious about same sex stuff.

I seriously don't think I've ever been called a homo before. Wow, first time for everything. I kind of like it. Is that wrong?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 21, 2018

LizVegas79 said:
I seriously don’t know what scissoring means and don’t know why I shouldn’t run with that.

If consenting adults can play with guns, they should be allowed to play with anything or anyone else they fucking well want to.

Hypoxia · Mar 21, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Does "consenting adults" include bonobos?

Only if they're over 18. You know that. Stop monkeying around.

MagicaPractica · Mar 21, 2018

Hypoxia said:
Only the front, you know that. Stop poking around back there!

Where's your sense of adventure?

Tio_Narratore · Mar 21, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Warou's your sensei, I'd venture.

You figured that out from my commanding presence, I presume.

Tio_Narratore · Mar 21, 2018

RubenR said:
Not sure if your fragging as anything to do with it, but when lieutenants start running away, it is a clear sign.

A little disrespect for authority is healthy in a democracy.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 21, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Revolt is necessary in a fascist and corrupt oligarchy in decline.

Canucks, Aussies and Brits are stealing all our high-value TV jobs while we spend billions keeping out people who pick oranges and kale. Wake up, people!

Tio_Narratore · Mar 22, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Canucks, Aussies and Brits are stealing all our high-value blow jobs while we spend billions trying to bang a fucking wall!

A fucking wall? Wouldn't you rather something a bit softer for your organ?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Mar 22, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
A fucking church? Wouldn't you rather something a bit softer for your organ?

Yes, Bach’s Toccata and Fugue are ominous, but I’m fresh out of lubricants. Oh, wait! I still have a stick of butter!

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