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Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

“Why yes, I do love my computer more than you. Have you got a problem with that?”
 
“What do you mean I’m already in your ass? I thought your pussy was loose but Goodman girl have you been fucking fire hydrants?”
 
“You do know how lucky you are to be with me right? Aren’t I the prettiest person you’ve ever seen? No, I need you to say it, and keep saying it until you die.”
 
“Turn to my webcam and wave goodbye to my ex boyfriend, that`s write I like cock too.”
 
“You're going to have to go easy on me. My pacemaker battery was made in China.”
 
“Uh oh. Gotta go. My ankle bracelet is beeping. My parole officer is going to be looking for me.”
 
“Do you think that we could have a threesome with your mom, and your grandmother?”
 
I'm coming . . .

OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE


(Well, wouldn't bother me personally, though. I'd sing along. We'd have a jolly time.)
 
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