thiscouldbtricky
The one That got Away
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- Sep 21, 2004
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... Hovering close to death is a plus, I would be interested in obtaining a very large inheritance post your demise. It is merely a purchase of my companionship, I will not have sex in return for your all money when you die. I prefer to be paid in a weekly allowance. I take cash, checks, and also very expensive jewelry and priceless muscle cars. As a favor of my gratitude, I will not aid your shuffle off the mortal coil, but wait patiently for all of your wordly possessions to pass on to me. However, if my parading around half naked in front of you causes cardiac arrest, it is no fault of mine.
If you are interested in providing these things in return for my company, it would be greatly appreciated if you apply here.
(P.S. If you take this seriously, please don't PM me.)
EDIT: I think my satirical thread idea has turned into more of a place for me to leave my thoughts and little blurbs about my life. And i'd like it to be that for others as well.
So if you've got news you'd like to share and you've run out of people to tell.... Leave me a note. I like news. and maybe I can lend an ear in return.
Take care of yourselves!
Always,
Tricky
If you are interested in providing these things in return for my company, it would be greatly appreciated if you apply here.
(P.S. If you take this seriously, please don't PM me.)
EDIT: I think my satirical thread idea has turned into more of a place for me to leave my thoughts and little blurbs about my life. And i'd like it to be that for others as well.
So if you've got news you'd like to share and you've run out of people to tell.... Leave me a note. I like news. and maybe I can lend an ear in return.
Take care of yourselves!
Always,
Tricky
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