EmpressJosephine
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's too darned cold!
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's too darned cold!
angelikitty
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because this is my stop and could you please just let me through before I scream for help
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to polish all the silverware. Make it shiny, you know?
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm this close to defeating the final boss on this game. I can't stop now.
MrPractical
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Sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to go to the hardware store.
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I was right, you have a loose screw.
MrPractical
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Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because I need to wash the windows on the car.
JerseyJade
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Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because I promised someone I would drop by his bachelor party to say hi. Don't wait up for me.
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because that is one huge wart. Not happening, no.
MrPractical
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Sorry darling...we can't have sex tonight because I am having tacos...It's Tuesday
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm having tacos on Thursday. Have to work me some appetite until then.
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LadyJS
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because according to your PMs you seem to enjoy masturbating so I'm going to let you go off and enjoy yourself.
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because telling me to "Go fuck yourself" seems like a better offer 
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Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're an XY, that's why.
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sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you're there and I'm here.
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