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You fuckers suck. Only me and R.D. posted self-pR0n.
You have got to be fucking kidding me. I wander away for three hours to take care of the clusterfuck that is work, and I miss your and RD's self porn??? Or is it just a special machinez that has blocked my IP? I don't see any self porn. Dammit.
What the funk are you talking about? You posted after I did!
Here you damn slacker.
Well, fuck! I am posting/reading from my phone and sometimes stuff doesn't line up. I've committed these to memory.
Also, are you impressed now that you're learned that those long, rambling Sarah Vowell-esque PMs about soft serve v. gelato I typed to you today were via phone? Yes, I rock the cell.
Very, very impressed, better than my keyboard stylee. More pm's coming tonight.
only if you're naked and the cuddling comes after something a tad more interesting.
like a scrabble tournament.
or sex.
or maybe a sexual scrabble tournament even though i have no idea how that would work. still, i think it's a damned good idea.
can we use gnutella instead?
yes....hazelnut chocolate is pretty damn good.
yes....hazelnut chocolate is pretty damn good.
Pecan chocolate amaretto spread is far superior to filbert blandness in terms of drawing on naked ability and flavor compatibility. Make a note of it. This is what food bloggers will be pontificating as soon as they cycle through cake pops.
Just sayin'
What does it mean when someone "subscribes"?
I see a lot of subscribing going on.
Personally, I use marshmallows. The peaks are exciting.
What does it mean when someone "subscribes"?
I see a lot of subscribing going on.
You mean like marshmallow fluff? The pure spongy nature of cold marshmallows makes them totally non peaky. However, melted is another story, but that would just lead to burned genitals.
#nogood