PM asshattery

A word from a "nice guy" who visited this thread out of writer curiosity....

How do I know I might be a nice guy? I have never PM a woman with a suggestive comment.

That said, have I wound up meeting some remarkably wonderful, vibrant, intelligent, sexy women online? You betcha.

How did I do it? (Guys trolling this thread, pay attention): I did it by being me.

That's good advice. If "being me" isn't being a complete and total dick. I think a lot of those guys ARE being themselves. Their personalities are just bad enough to make a buzzard fall off a shitwagon.

It's funny, because I can picture who these guys are in real life. I think the ones with the really awful spelling are the type of guys who think that they could fuck like a pornstar and they still hi five their buddies about "the chick with big tits they banged this weekend" and they wear Axe body Spray. I think the creepy ones with the looooong posts about wanting to be a daddy or whatever are nerdy, computer types:

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Either way, they see girls simply as inanimate objects. Like a one size fits all kind of thing.

But to be honest, these things really make me laugh.
 
I come from behind you as you sit in your office now working at your computer checking your email face booking and the like. Its late after your night shift you are on your computer now seeing what interesting and exciting emails might have arrived that you must reply to that night. Its late as usual about 1 PM your time. I wrap my hands around you now and start to kiss your neck. You sigh a bit as you do my hands slip down the front of your tank top and I start to squeeze your breast now baby . My lips brushing across the silky texture of your skin, light kisses start from your neck to the back of your ear now . My tongue traces an outline of your ear then enters your ear licking you. My hands have slipped into the top of your bra now and my finger tips are rubbing each nipple at the same time right over the very tip of each one. I kiss the back of your neck sinking my teeth into your flesh and tasting you now. You start to moan with pleasure as my fingers continue to rub and squeeze your nipples. Your head turns toward me now and our lips meet in a passionate open mouth kisses our tongues meet each other dancing and exploring . You slip your tongue now deep into my mouth as you do I take you in all the way sucking on your tongue wanting you so much now. I reach and grab your hand now you rise from your seat. Pulling you towards me now our lips meet and we kiss a long passionate kiss your body comes close to mine my arms bring you all the way in next to my body. So warm so hot for each other filled with desire for the other. I start to undress you now removing your tank top then I unclasp your bra removing it. I start to kiss your breast as I squeeze them with my hands , licking your nipples one by one over the very tip.

My tongue pleasuring the base of your nipple then brushing over the very top so lightly now chills running up your spine at the sensation from the stimulation of your brest. Taking your nipple into my mouth now baby and sucking it ever so hard ummm your flesh taste so good. How I love to suck on your breast one at a time turning you on with passion and desire now wanting me to make love to you. I go down to your waist now and remove your shorts then I place my fingers in your elastic waist band of your panties and I slowly lower them down your thighs. As I do this I start to kiss your stomach and lick your navel now making nice circles around it. Your skin over your abdomen start to quiver as my tongue hits your erogenous zones there you sigh and start to breath deep as I continue pleasuring you with my tongue. I spread your thigh apart in your stance and kneel between your legs. My hands reach around to your soft butt cheeks running my hands up and down your flesh pulling your hips closer to me I start to kiss your smoothly shaved mound. My tongue gliding back and forth with very light strokes now my hand massaging your cheeks as I do.
My tongue slide down your opening and moves up and down between the lips of your sweet spot. Tasting your wet juices as they flow from your inner depth. Your flesh filled with desire now wanting me now wanting to feel me deep in your body. I lick your clit now taking it into my mouth and sucking on it you start to moan with pleasure as I brush my tongue over your clit back and forth driving you wild with erotic pleasure . Ummm my member feels so hard with the thought of entering you now wanting to feel your flesh around it your warmth your softness. I stand erect and we kiss our lips embrace our bodies so hot with desire for the other we can not hold back any longer. I have you straddle your desk now and I spread your cheeks with my hand my member throbbing for you wet orifice ummm wanting to enter your wanting flesh. I place my member at the entrance of your love canal and gently slide into your body. Feeling the warmth of your walls around me now as you feel the thrust and you feel me stretch your walls taking me all the way inside of you. Ummm our bodies flesh burning up from the passion and desire. Our bodies rocking now gently as I thrust my hips into you, my hands reach around and grasp your breast now squeezing them as I penetrate your essence with faster and faster strokes. So hard now as it moves in and out of your body you feel the sensation of my throbbing member .

So rocking your world now baby as I plunge deeper inside of you with each stroke of my hardness. Ummm feel me baby as I fill your with my own flesh. That union as we become so close so united in passion and love for each other pleasuring each other with our body. Giving each other all that we are and pleasuring the other out of pure love. My body starts to move faster my thrust are harder and more intense as I do you feel my hardness twitching inside of you, my body starts to harden. Biting the back of your neck now out of pure passion sucking your flesh like a vampire as my member start to go into spasm like contractions filling you with my hot juices in the very depths of your body. Ummmm a flood of exhilaration comes over my body now as my orgasm intensified and our bodies go limp. I step back and you get up turning to me we embrace and kiss each other.

You reach for my hand now and tell me its your turn to pleasure me in the bedroom. Walking into your bedroom you close the door behind us and lock it. Strolling over to the bed. You have me lay on my back your body straddling mine now your lips kissing mine your breast resting on my chest as you cradle my head as you continue to kiss my lips. I hope the sexy story made your nipples hard and your bottom a little moist sweet lady.

I love making you feel so erotic sexy lady at the sound of my voice at my heavy breathing. I love pleasuring your body with my words and hop that they make you explode everytime you hear me taking erotically to you here or on skype. Wanting to bring something new, something exciting each and every time we chat or IM .


I think the best response here (if his PMs were on) would have been a simple "ok".
 
OK, I have the day off from work today, so plenty of time to either read L Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" which contains over a million words, or skim thru this guy's PM.

Two things struck me about that PM:

1. The amount of times he uses the word "now"...33 times.

2. The part where he said "You reach for my hand now (lucky #33) and tell me its your turn to pleasure me in the bedroom." Maybe I was skimming too quickly, but to me that implies she had an orgasm and now it was his turn. I had to go back and read it. She did not have an orgasm, and he is "owed" two? Bad form. Selfish bastard deserves that kick in the nuts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI
 
Hehe where do you find all this stuff?

I come from behind you as you sit in your office meow working at your computer checking your email face booking and the like. Its late after your night shift you are on your computer meow seeing what interesting and exciting emails might have arrived that you must reply to that night. Its late as usual about 1 PM your time. I wrap my hands around you now and start to kiss your neck. You sigh a bit as you do my hands slip down the front of your tank top and I start to squeeze your breast meow baby . My lips brushing across the silky texture of your skin, light kisses start from your neck to the back of your ear meow . My tongue traces an outline of your ear then enters your ear licking you. My hands have slipped into the top of your bra meow and my finger tips are rubbing each nipple at the same time right over the very tip of each one. I kiss the back of your neck sinking my teeth into your flesh and tasting you meow. You start to moan with pleasure as my fingers continue to rub and squeeze your nipples. Your head turns toward me meow and our lips meet in a passionate open mouth kisses our tongues meet each other dancing and exploring . You slip your tongue meow deep into my mouth as you do I take you in all the way sucking on your tongue wanting you so much meow. I reach and grab your hand meow you rise from your seat. Pulling you towards me meow our lips meet and we kiss a long passionate kiss your body comes close to mine my arms bring you all the way in next to my body. So warm so hot for each other filled with desire for the other. I start to undress you meow removing your tank top then I unclasp your bra removing it. I start to kiss your breast as I squeeze them with my hands , licking your nipples one by one over the very tip.

My tongue pleasuring the base of your nipple then brushing over the very top so lightly meow chills running up your spine at the sensation from the stimulation of your brest. Taking your nipple into my mouth meow baby and sucking it ever so hard ummm your flesh taste so good. How I love to suck on your breast one at a time turning you on with passion and desire meow wanting me to make love to you. I go down to your waist now and remove your shorts then I place my fingers in your elastic waist band of your panties and I slowly lower them down your thighs. As I do this I start to kiss your stomach and lick your navel meow making nice circles around it. Your skin over your abdomen start to quiver as my tongue hits your erogenous zones there you sigh and start to breath deep as I continue pleasuring you with my tongue. I spread your thigh apart in your stance and kneel between your legs. My hands reach around to your soft butt cheeks running my hands up and down your flesh pulling your hips closer to me I start to kiss your smoothly shaved mound. My tongue gliding back and forth with very light strokes now my hand massaging your cheeks as I do.
My tongue slide down your opening and moves up and down between the lips of your sweet spot. Tasting your wet juices as they flow from your inner depth. Your flesh filled with desire now wanting me meow wanting to feel me deep in your body. I lick your clit meow taking it into my mouth and sucking on it you start to moan with pleasure as I brush my tongue over your clit back and forth driving you wild with erotic pleasure . Ummm my member feels so hard with the thought of entering you meow wanting to feel your flesh around it your warmth your softness. I stand erect and we kiss our lips embrace our bodies so hot with desire for the other we can not hold back any longer. I have you straddle your desk meow and I spread your cheeks with my hand my member throbbing for you wet orifice ummm wanting to enter your wanting flesh. I place my member at the entrance of your love canal and gently slide into your body. Feeling the warmth of your walls around me meow as you feel the thrust and you feel me stretch your walls taking me all the way inside of you. Ummm our bodies flesh burning up from the passion and desire. Our bodies rocking now gently as I thrust my hips into you, my hands reach around and grasp your breast now squeezing them as I penetrate your essence with faster and faster strokes. So hard now as it moves in and out of your body you feel the sensation of my throbbing member .

So rocking your world meow baby as I plunge deeper inside of you with each stroke of my hardness. Ummm feel me baby as I fill your with my own flesh. That union as we become so close so united in passion and love for each other pleasuring each other with our body. Giving each other all that we are and pleasuring the other out of pure love. My body starts to move faster my thrust are harder and more intense as I do you feel my hardness twitching inside of you, my body starts to harden. Biting the back of your neck meow out of pure passion sucking your flesh like a vampire as my member start to go into spasm like contractions filling you with my hot juices in the very depths of your body. Ummmm a flood of exhilaration comes over my body meow as my orgasm intensified and our bodies go limp. I step back and you get up turning to me we embrace and kiss each other.

You reach for my hand now and tell me its your turn to pleasure me in the bedroom. Walking into your bedroom you close the door behind us and lock it. Strolling over to the bed. You have me lay on my back your body straddling mine meow your lips kissing mine your breast resting on my chest as you cradle my head as you continue to kiss my lips. I hope the sexy story made your nipples hard and your bottom a little moist sweet lady.

I love making you feel so erotic sexy lady at the sound of my voice at my heavy breathing. I love pleasuring your body with my words and hop that they make you explode everytime you hear me taking erotically to you here or on skype. Wanting to bring something new, something exciting each and every time we chat or IM .

Damn, that was hard work. M, you see how much work I do for you? You had better appreciate me. After all, I'm entitled to it. :) meow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCv_OEtTn2M
 
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Damn, that was hard work. M, you see how much work I do for you? You had better appreciate me. After all, I'm entitled to it. :) meow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCv_OEtTn2M

I'm sure it was very strenuous, Christopher. You are SUCH a nice guy! I'll show my appreciation later...and in keeping with the theme of your posts, maybe I'll even wear my kitty cat ears! ;) LOL
 
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I'm sure it was very strenuous, Christopher. I'll show my appreciation later...and in keeping with the theme of your posts, maybe I'll even wear my kitty cat ears! ;) LOL

So M, how sexy would it be if I just read that whole post aloud to you tonight? I think I'm going to do that. It'll probably take like... a thousand hours.
 
A word from a "nice guy" who visited this thread out of writer curiosity....

How do I know I might be a nice guy? I have never PM a woman with a suggestive comment.

That said, have I wound up meeting some remarkably wonderful, vibrant, intelligent, sexy women online? You betcha.

How did I do it? (Guys trolling this thread, pay attention): I did it by being me. I didn't try to hit her up with some great line I heard somewhere. You want to know why? Because the woman I would want to be with wouldn't fall for ANY line I could possible give her.

As far as I know, I never once forced my desire to have sex on a woman. Why? (Again, guys, pay attention) Because I never wanted a woman who wanted me just for my dick. Guess what, most women who say they are that interested in your dick or equally (or more so) interested in your wallet, too. That's been my experience. Your mileage may vary, of course. Still, I've been with women who thought I had a nice sized dick and I've been with women who honestly revealed they had bigger. (For the record, I've never been told I have a small dick, thank you very much, and according to the scientific literature I've read, I'm average to slightly above average.) What I'm saying to any guys trolling this thread is this: She doesn't really care how much you're packing down there. Oh sure, there's a thrill to being a size queen and a "prize in the box of cereal" thrill to coming across a bigger than expected prick, but MOST women will tell there is a limit to how big and long they want. Here's the deal guys: she already KNOWS you want to have sex. Showing her the size of your dick or regaling her with how you have a tongue like a frog doesn't mean much to her. All guys at least SAY that, okay?

So, what's my "secret" with women? HA! As if I have one! Personally, I think I've just been lucky. I've had the pleasure to meet some remarkably wonderful, passionate women in my life who were real people with real interests. And sometimes that interest included getting to know me... and sometimes, getting to "know" me included sex, too.

So any guys trolling this thread - stop it. It's as effective as whistling at a hot woman from a construction site. Do you really think anyone ever got laid doing do that? I'm willing to say, in the history of men, it's never happened.

I get it. I know you're lonely. I know you've taken good care of yourself, you work out, you have a big dick and you're a nice guy. I realize you're willing to be any kind of guy a woman wants you to be if only she'll tell you how to be. But guys? Here's the deal: she doesn't want that kind of guy. That's NOT who's going to end up between her legs. It's going to be the guy who is GENUINELY interested in her and who GENUINELY is interesting to be with.

Who's getting laid tonight? It's going to be a guy like me. An average looking guy with an average sized dick who doesn't care if he gets laid tonight or not. I don't have a fancy line to lay on the ladies. I'm not other there (or here) trolling. I'm just busy being me and looking for someone else who might like me for being just that... me. And when we hook-up, we're going to have a LOT of fun because we like each other.

Okay... that said... my PM's are turned on. (And if that didn't make you pee yourself a bit with laughter, you weren't paying attention to this thread!)

Such a great perspective and so very true!
 
Wow. Not that I'd be truly threatened by a PM, but that guy is scary.

I hope you reported him.

No one deserves to be PM'ed like that.
Turns out he did write back. Our conversation follows.


Him: And why dont you have the patience to assume that it was perhaps a typo rather then wrong spelling??

Him again, minutes later: As a sub, you need to understand your role

Me: Look bucko, just because it says submissive on my profile does NOT mean I will be submissive to any ill-behaved dimwit with an account. You have acted very childishly and have proven yourself to NOT be the kind of man I am looking for. Please do not contact me in the future.
 
Asshat: Ms Quote, allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Xxx.

(I didn't respond. )

(Eight hours later ...)

Asshat: So, you're mentally challenged and enjoy it?

Gee, to pass up a guy so special that he doesn't feel the need to give me a compelling reason why I should engage in an online conversation with him, I suppose I am mentally challenged. :rolleyes:

I don't get why some men think that women are supposed to immediately respond (or respond at all) to their (on-demand) requests to be paid attention ... especially those who are conversationally challenged. Don't they know we get messages like these all the time? And why do they get pissed off and rude when we don't respond? As if that's going to compel me to get back to them and pry and search of a reason for why they wanted to talk to me in the first place?
 
Asshat: Ms Quote, allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Xxx.

(I didn't respond. )

(Eight hours later ...)

Asshat: So, you're mentally challenged and enjoy it?

Gee, to pass up a guy so special that he doesn't feel the need to give me a compelling reason why I should engage in an online conversation with him, I suppose I am mentally challenged. :rolleyes:

I don't get why some men think that women are supposed to immediately respond (or respond at all) to their (on-demand) requests to be paid attention ... especially those who are conversationally challenged. Don't they know we get messages like these all the time? And why do they get pissed off and rude when we don't respond? As if that's going to compel me to get back to them and pry and search of a reason for why they wanted to talk to me in the first place?

And yet ironically, men wouldnt like women who would reply to others pm as the woman responds to theirs. Silly creatures we are.
Although i do respect women who prefer to not dignify things with a response, a silence hurts much more to a male ego than a caustic reply. Its as painful as a metaphorical kick in the nuts.
 
And yet ironically, men wouldnt like women who would reply to others pm as the woman responds to theirs. Silly creatures we are.
Although i do respect women who prefer to not dignify things with a response, a silence hurts much more to a male ego than a caustic reply. Its as painful as a metaphorical kick in the nuts.

If you've read some of the posts on this thread, one-line PM's that are very non-specific in starting a conversation are a dime a dozen. Women get these PM's ALL THE TIME. Assuming that the PM'er is sincere in starting a polite conversation (which is unlikely), it shows poor effort in approaching a woman and trying to get her attention.

Secondly, I'm not on Lit to entertain random bored and horny men. It's not my problem to solve. There's nothing on my profile that says, "I'm looking and available," or "I welcome private sex chats." There should be no expectation that I or any woman should respond.

Thirdly, most men who send out PM's like this assume that women on Lit are nothing more than free and on-demand porn bots. They don't understand that we are women -- mothers, sisters, aunts -- who happen enjoy sex and open enough to admit it. It doesn't mean we're sluts who don't require any sense of politeness, respect or dignity.
 
If you've read some of the posts on this thread, one-line PM's that are very non-specific in starting a conversation are a dime a dozen. Women get these PM's ALL THE TIME. Assuming that the PM'er is sincere in starting a polite conversation (which is unlikely), it shows poor effort in approaching a woman and trying to get her attention.

Secondly, I'm not on Lit to entertain random bored and horny men. It's not my problem to solve. There's nothing on my profile that says, "I'm looking and available," or "I welcome private sex chats." There should be no expectation that I or any woman should respond.

Thirdly, most men who send out PM's like this assume that women on Lit are nothing more than free and on-demand porn bots. They don't understand that we are women -- mothers, sisters, aunts -- who happen enjoy sex and open enough to admit it. It doesn't mean we're sluts who don't require any sense of politeness, respect or dignity.

Very well said!
 
And yet ironically, men wouldnt like women who would reply to others pm as the woman responds to theirs. Silly creatures we are.
Although i do respect women who prefer to not dignify things with a response, a silence hurts much more to a male ego than a caustic reply. Its as painful as a metaphorical kick in the nuts.
Don't send unsolicited PMs and you won't have to deal with the pain of rejection.

And what MsQuote said. :)
 
If you've read some of the posts on this thread, one-line PM's that are very non-specific in starting a conversation are a dime a dozen. Women get these PM's ALL THE TIME. Assuming that the PM'er is sincere in starting a polite conversation (which is unlikely), it shows poor effort in approaching a woman and trying to get her attention.

Secondly, I'm not on Lit to entertain random bored and horny men. It's not my problem to solve. There's nothing on my profile that says, "I'm looking and available," or "I welcome private sex chats." There should be no expectation that I or any woman should respond.

Thirdly, most men who send out PM's like this assume that women on Lit are nothing more than free and on-demand porn bots. They don't understand that we are women -- mothers, sisters, aunts -- who happen enjoy sex and open enough to admit it. It doesn't mean we're sluts who don't require any sense of politeness, respect or dignity.

I agree, heck, i wouldnt dignify a one liner pm with a response, it just shows lack of effort on part of the sender and it pisses me of, its is real life equivalent of replying to someone with nothing but monotonic yes's and noes.

Also i agree, like any interaction, it should be beneficial to both parties, the expectation that i could extract as much pleasure from you without bothering about your needs is absurd and obnoxious and yet sadly prevalent. But i guess there is nothing we can do about it other than ignoring and if needed banning the sender of such pm's.

As far as a woman's freedom to express her sexuality goes, its free world and no one should be judged for what they do, i frankly do not understand the use of the world "slut" at all, if sexual expression is so wrong, it should be used for both genders and if trading sex of money and/or other things is wrong, why does that profession exist in the first place. Its just that we as a society like to live in our own world of superiority and need barriers that keep us feeling better than others.

Well, in short, i cant agree more with you. The point is, i dont see a better way to discourage such behavior than to not dignify such messages with a response, atleast not online. One persons vice is others fantasy, these people usually are mass messagers, sending out feelers to random people expecting a lucky reply and usually not reply takes care of it.
 
If you've read some of the posts on this thread, one-line PM's that are very non-specific in starting a conversation are a dime a dozen. Women get these PM's ALL THE TIME. Assuming that the PM'er is sincere in starting a polite conversation (which is unlikely), it shows poor effort in approaching a woman and trying to get her attention.

Secondly, I'm not on Lit to entertain random bored and horny men. It's not my problem to solve. There's nothing on my profile that says, "I'm looking and available," or "I welcome private sex chats." There should be no expectation that I or any woman should respond.

Thirdly, most men who send out PM's like this assume that women on Lit are nothing more than free and on-demand porn bots. They don't understand that we are women -- mothers, sisters, aunts -- who happen enjoy sex and open enough to admit it. It doesn't mean we're sluts who don't require any sense of politeness, respect or dignity.
What she said.

Word, MsQuote.
 
If you've read some of the posts on this thread, one-line PM's that are very non-specific in starting a conversation are a dime a dozen. Women get these PM's ALL THE TIME. Assuming that the PM'er is sincere in starting a polite conversation (which is unlikely), it shows poor effort in approaching a woman and trying to get her attention.

Secondly, I'm not on Lit to entertain random bored and horny men. It's not my problem to solve. There's nothing on my profile that says, "I'm looking and available," or "I welcome private sex chats." There should be no expectation that I or any woman should respond.

Thirdly, most men who send out PM's like this assume that women on Lit are nothing more than free and on-demand porn bots. They don't understand that we are women -- mothers, sisters, aunts -- who happen enjoy sex and open enough to admit it. It doesn't mean we're sluts who don't require any sense of politeness, respect or dignity.

Well put MsQuote :)
 
If you've read some of the posts on this thread, one-line PM's that are very non-specific in starting a conversation are a dime a dozen. Women get these PM's ALL THE TIME. Assuming that the PM'er is sincere in starting a polite conversation (which is unlikely), it shows poor effort in approaching a woman and trying to get her attention.

Secondly, I'm not on Lit to entertain random bored and horny men. It's not my problem to solve. There's nothing on my profile that says, "I'm looking and available," or "I welcome private sex chats." There should be no expectation that I or any woman should respond.

Thirdly, most men who send out PM's like this assume that women on Lit are nothing more than free and on-demand porn bots. They don't understand that we are women -- mothers, sisters, aunts -- who happen enjoy sex and open enough to admit it. It doesn't mean we're sluts who don't require any sense of politeness, respect or dignity.



Tell it sister!!!

:rose:
 
I hope the sexy story made your nipples hard and your bottom a little moist sweet lady......omg i almost died laughing at that part!!!
 
you read it? all of it?....wow! I didn't get past the first couple of lines before the urge to evacuate my bowels became overwhelming.
I stand in awe ;)

Funny, after the first few lines I started to see government forms...wait, never mind...not as different as I first thought. :)
 
If you've read some of the posts on this thread, one-line PM's that are very non-specific in starting a conversation are a dime a dozen. Women get these PM's ALL THE TIME. Assuming that the PM'er is sincere in starting a polite conversation (which is unlikely), it shows poor effort in approaching a woman and trying to get her attention.

Secondly, I'm not on Lit to entertain random bored and horny men. It's not my problem to solve. There's nothing on my profile that says, "I'm looking and available," or "I welcome private sex chats." There should be no expectation that I or any woman should respond.

Thirdly, most men who send out PM's like this assume that women on Lit are nothing more than free and on-demand porn bots. They don't understand that we are women -- mothers, sisters, aunts -- who happen enjoy sex and open enough to admit it. It doesn't mean we're sluts who don't require any sense of politeness, respect or dignity.

Beautifully stated, MsQuote. <quiet applause>
 
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