Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
"My mom sucks. She really just does,"

said Chlamydia Rose Smith of the UK . . .

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4124352/Parents-share-worst-baby-names-ve-heard.html

MagicaPractica · Dec 17, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
She said it was Chlamydia but all she knows is his last name was Smith.

Ah, sometimes we pay dearly for our fun.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Ah, sometimes something just seems like a perfectly fine idea.

Ah, sometimes we think with the parts of our brain that care more about our genes than they care about us.

loquere · Dec 17, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Ah, sometimes we men think with our penises, and that my friends is why the world is so fucked up.

Yeah I've always thought that the GOP stood for grand old penis.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

loquere said:
Men are doomed to spending their lives fixing things they broke to begin with.

Not entirely fair--one of us did invent the tampon.

loquere · Dec 17, 2017

RubenR said:
I rest my cock.

Is that it?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

loquere said:
Hmm . . . that really didn't do it for me.

Sorry, baby. Give me ten minutes and I'll try again.

MagicaPractica · Dec 17, 2017

RubenR said:
Just stop creeping around my underwear!

Listen, I'm just the housekeeper. I do the laundry, I clean, I go home.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Listen, I'm just the housekeeper. I do the laundry, I clean, I riffle through your drawers and gawk at your condoms and lube and peculiar choice of toys, and then I go home.

I pretty much assume everyone does. Heck, I thoroughly cleanse my laptop if I even think there's a chance a woman will come near it.

MagicaPractica · Dec 17, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
I pretty much assume everyone does it.

No! Everyone does NOT hack other people's computers and turn on their webcam!

MagicaPractica · Dec 17, 2017

RubenR said:
Where are the geeks you can just pay by feeding them?

Well, one of them was just wiping out my web cam program.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Well, one of them just interrupted my web cam show.

Please allow a man his tawdry rainy day fantasies.

MagicaPractica · Dec 17, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Please allow a man his bawdy St. Swithin's Day fantasies.

When IS that anyway?

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Here, boy! Google, google, fetch!

Apparently, July 15. If I waited until then, I'd likely do something in the interim that would land me in prison. (I have a little bit of testosterone left in my aging balls.)

Hypoxia · Dec 17, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
I love July 15. Bastille Day is always such fun. Tear down that prison! (But don't let rats nibble my aging balls.)

A rat's gotta do what a rat's gotta do. They're as social as Republicans, y'know. But cleaner.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

Hypoxia said:
I don't know what day Bastille Day falls on, but I have a compulsive need to say something.

I understand the feeling, but I still believe that there are objective facts.

MagicaPractica · Dec 17, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Just the facts, ma'am.

Well, he was seven feet tall and had green skin . . .

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
He was like no one you've ever seen or heard of before.

Well, we'd like to help you, ma'am, but if he's not famous, there's not a lot we can do.

MagicaPractica · Dec 17, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Ma'am, there's not a lot we can do.

But he hit me with a can of beans!

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Dec 17, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
I have a bruise right here!

But did he jack off on the can before he hit you with it? We need to determine whether this is newsworthy or not.

MagicaPractica · Dec 18, 2017

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
But this is just not noteworthy.

Okay, back to the drawing board, no blog post today.

Hypoxia · Dec 18, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
Okay, Yglesias, it's back to the drawing board. We WILL find a substitute for radioactive clay. Stop pouting.

But we NEED to increase the mutation rate, or else our alien masters will lose their quest for global domination! Then where will we be?

MagicaPractica · Dec 19, 2017

RubenR said:
Actually, I think we're better off without those human interest pieces.

But it's Christmas time! Fine, you stick to the gore and sadness news storiess. I quit.

Hypoxia · Dec 19, 2017

MagicaPractica said:
But it's Saturnalia! Time to dance stoned and naked around the burning tree! Fine, you stick to department store Santas and their sexually ambiguous elves. I'm gonna party!

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Alabama?
A: They couldn't find a virgin and three wise men.

Yeah, might as well head for the solstice festivities. Race you to the hamadryads!

MagicaPractica · Dec 20, 2017

RubenR said:
Rabbits and eggs! Maybe it's a good time to avoid guys?

Sounds like a plan, I have no intentions of getting pregnant again.

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