voluptuary_manque
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It can never get too hot!
Speaks the woman without the natural fur coat! *pours ice bucket over head and sits in cloud of steam*
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It can never get too hot!
It can never get too hot!
Oh sure it can. It can get so hot that everyone has to completely strip off all their clothes and...
...hmmmmmm. You make a good point.
LMAO! Canucks with twisted senses of humour!
Love em! I miss Kids in The Hall!
Thanks for posting it!
I love Kids in the Hall.
Now I've got the Ladies of the AH all in varies lingerie and finery, looking at us men folk and going "I'm crushing your head, crush crush"
I really need to see a professional psychiatrist.
I just bought this a few days ago...waiting for it to arrive in the mail!!!
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All right, good night folks. I'm off to put some clothes on and go to work.
"Hey I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth."
I just bought this off ebay - Christmas money. Don't tell mom, okay?
Bitch is skinnier than me, but we'll see what happens after a few weeks of hard work.
Actually the only hard work you really need to do is put it on for a few hours daily and build up. It's amazing what it will do for you....
Note to self:
1/2 tsp. Lavender oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil is a fragrant and wonderful after bath skin moisturizer.
So is 1/2 tsp. Peppermint oil with 8 ounces of Almond oil.
But.
1/2 tsp of Cinnamon and Cassia oil mixed with Almond oil is not.
And why did I not read the label until after I used it? That teeny tiny little label that said "Not for Topical Use"?
Now my skin is bright pink. Everywhere.
I look as if I've been sunburned.
Even a quick shower hasn't helped matters.
I really hate it when I do stupid things.
On the other hand, even though I'm lobster pink, I smell really good!
How many of you ladies here think Horatio Caine (character from CSI: Miami) is sexy?
And I'll bet you taste even better!
How many of you ladies here think Horatio Caine (character from CSI: Miami) is sexy?