The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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carsonshepherd said:
We love tales of your proclivities.... :heart:

And that's why I love you! :kiss:
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
No luck so far tonight. I did just have an interesting 'writing exercise' though. Don't think I've ever had my punctuation corrected in such a sexy way before. ;)

You're kicked off this thread, ho. :p

(and before anyone beheads me, it's all about the love.)
 
logophile said:
And that's why I love you! :kiss:
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.

Yeah I've got that problem at work meself, so I know. My advice: just think about butt-sex a lot.
 
logophile said:
And that's why I love you! :kiss:
Seriously though... we serve lots of fundamentalist Christians in this business and I must keep my porn writing bisexual self under wraps.



I'm a pagan with a decidedly bent sexual orientation... who currently lives in the bible belt.


I keep all sorts of things under wraps. It makes life easier. :)
 
carsonshepherd said:
Yeah I've got that problem at work meself, so I know. My advice: just think about butt-sex a lot.

Thanks for your help... :rolleyes: I'll be sure to give that a try. Hopefully it'll keep my mind out of the gutter and I'll be able to concentrate better.

Hmmm... butt-sex. Carson told me to think about butt-sex... I need to get laid...

Well, better luck next time.
 
Celtic Princess said:
I'm a pagan with a decidedly bent sexual orientation... who currently lives in the bible belt.


I keep all sorts of things under wraps. It makes life easier. :)

Yup!
 
Think about the butt sex? Always do. I didn't get laid today. :(
I'm looking for volunteers, any takers? C'mon, don't be shy.
 
I didn't get laid today, but I will be getting laid a LOT tomorrow. Gotta make up for the lost time over the weekend.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
LMAO. It's been a few days since anyone called me ho.

You're slipping! It used to be once, sometimes even twice every day. *shakes head* what have we become?
 
logophile said:
Thanks for your help... :rolleyes: I'll be sure to give that a try. Hopefully it'll keep my mind out of the gutter and I'll be able to concentrate better.

Hmmm... butt-sex. Carson told me to think about butt-sex... I need to get laid...

Well, better luck next time.

Well, it may not help you concentrate but it always makes my day pass quicker. :)
 
carsonshepherd said:
You're slipping! It used to be once, sometimes even twice every day. *shakes head* what have we become?
Now, now. It's not that she's a ho. She's insatiable and enthusiastic. Also a taurus, which cannot be helped. I may be a tad biased. ;)
 
Ok, well I had a running record of.....well since May of 03'......but it went out the window and I'm hoping like hell it isn't going to be that long till next time. :devil:

(Unless you're counting phones and what not ;))
 
brightlyiburn said:
I haven't gotten laid in over a year.

I can't take this much longer :(

first time I remember seeing you here brightly....

welcome to the AH.


as to the actual subject of this thread...I can't join the chorus today,but I see some here I wouldn't mind helping get off the wagon...

not you evil, ya dirty minded varmint...
 
You should have woke him up. Blowjobs work nicely for this.
 
AtomicTangerine said:
Now, now. It's not that she's a ho. She's insatiable and enthusiastic. Also a taurus, which cannot be helped. I may be a tad biased. ;)

Cyber sex counts, so you're kicked off this thread too. :D

:kiss:
 
carsonshepherd said:
Cyber sex counts, so you're kicked off this thread too. :D

:kiss:
Maybe we should start a 'people who virtually got laid today' thread, lol. I love how he posts then runs off never to be seen again. :rolleyes:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Maybe we should start a 'people who virtually got laid today' thread, lol. I love how he posts then runs off never to be seen again. :rolleyes:
Carson's fault, love. He's the one who kicked me off his thread.
Be nice Carson or we will be forced to tie you up with something itchy, possibly in angora.
 
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