Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

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A continuation of the old limericks thread.





We write our verse one line at a time,
(Line 1,2, 'n' 5 are s'posed to rhyme,
as is 4 with 3)

and we all agree
that racy humour makes it sublime.
 
Bawdy lim'ricks turn up the heat
some quite worthy of a tweet
And though far from clean
In fact quite obscene
 
Bawdy lim'ricks turn up the heat
some quite worthy of a tweet
And though far from clean
and downright obscene
 
Bawdy lim'ricks turn up the heat
some quite worthy of a tweet
And though far from clean
and downright obscene
They'll do jus' fine to beat your meat. ;)
 
She would just do it for a lark
in an adult amusement park
her moves very deft
while diddling her cleft
all through day, till it got dark.
 
Looks like it's just the two of us
no disturbance could be a plus
No straying from form
sticking to the norm
 
Looks like it's just the two of us
no disturbance could be a plus
No straying from form
sticking to the norm
though occasionally we may cuss. :eek:
 
There once was a nympho named Lily
Whom everyone knew was a dilly
she never would stop
 
There once was a nympho named Lily
Whom everyone knew was a dilly
she never would stop
until the last drop
 
There once was a nympho named Lily
Whom everyone knew was a dilly
she never would stop
until the last drop
was sucked out from young Billy.
 
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