beachbum1958
Indolent Adventurer
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Two blonde women were playing golf. One tee'd off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward four men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, who immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground, and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologise.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
The man shook his head.
"No...no thank you, I'll be fine..." he groaned, obviously in agony, lying on the ground in the foetal position with his hands clasped at groin level.
At her insistence, however, he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away, laid them by his side, loosened his pants, and slid her hand inside.
She admininstered gentle, tender massage for several long moments, and asked "How does that feel?"
The man turned an agonised face to her and said "That feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken...!"
The ball hit one of the men, who immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground, and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologise.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
The man shook his head.
"No...no thank you, I'll be fine..." he groaned, obviously in agony, lying on the ground in the foetal position with his hands clasped at groin level.
At her insistence, however, he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away, laid them by his side, loosened his pants, and slid her hand inside.
She admininstered gentle, tender massage for several long moments, and asked "How does that feel?"
The man turned an agonised face to her and said "That feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken...!"