Do men like romance?

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Yes, I like Romance.
 
drop the charade about loving Jesus and just fucking ask for cyber from a man or two. Stop being pathetically obvious about what you really want but wont admit it. Its not a crime to be wanted

Excellent advice.

If she wants some interactive fantasy material to masturbate with, this is an excellent place to make that happen.

Guys like Vetteman would be tickled pink to get some phone sex with an actual woman instead of a dude holding up pictures of an "internet hottie" as their foil justifying going brokeback.

And the Jesus stuff is tiresome.

Jesus would put you over his knee and spank you to orgasm if he knew you were using him as your rationale for flashing your tits one minute and being "Christ-like" the next.

It would be far more honest to bring your Dirty Grrl to Lit.

And she'd be far more welcome here.
 
Excellent advice.

If she wants some interactive fantasy material to masturbate with, this is an excellent place to make that happen.

Guys like Vetteman would be tickled pink to get some phone sex with an actual woman instead of a dude holding up pictures of an "internet hottie" as their foil justifying going brokeback.

And the Jesus stuff is tiresome.

Jesus would put you over his knee and spank you to orgasm if he knew you were using him as your rationale for flashing your tits one minute and being "Christ-like" the next.

It would be far more honest to bring your Dirty Grrl to Lit.

And she'd be far more welcome here.


There is no charade. I can only be myself. I have never used Jesus as a rational to flash my tits. In fact unless it's a thread about faith I don't bring it up. That is all.
 
There is no charade. I can only be myself. I have never used Jesus as a rational to flash my tits. In fact unless it's a thread about faith I don't bring it up. That is all.

you're back an so am i :)

feel better now too.. got me some rest
 
hogjack's Romancin' Suggestions for guys:

  • maintain fresh batteries in sexual aids
  • remove the 1970s-installed ceiling mirrors
  • pick up your own fucking clothes off the floor
  • trim nose and ear hair if longer than your mobile phone
  • lie to your buddies if you have to but she is not putting "that" in "there"
  • nothing German or Japanese pervs do for porn is really gonna happen
  • weed-out-and-then-burn the beer and sweat-stained shirts
 
hogjack's Romancin' Suggestions for guys:

  • maintain fresh batteries in sexual aids
  • remove the 1970s-installed ceiling mirrors
  • pick up your own fucking clothes off the floor
  • trim nose and ear hair if longer than your mobile phone
  • lie to your buddies if you have to but she is not putting "that" in "there"
  • nothing German or Japanese pervs do for porn is really gonna happen
  • weed-out-and-then-burn the beer and sweat-stained shirts

"that in there"

That had me laughing.
 
The answer is easy. You should combine your interest in your 'faith' with your need for more intimate attention. You obviously have a strong sense of social responsibility- a missionary instinct even. Therefore, identify a couple of 18 to 24 year olds at your church and seduce'em.

One at a time perhaps, until you learn the ropes.

You'll get your rocks off they'll learn what romance is all about - It's God's work -love your neighbour as yourself. :)
 
Back
Top