The Last Thing You Thought...

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Yikes.


Though, you do use the hell out of those things, don't you? Graveyard for them and all?
um... No? i only have one that would be deserving of a funeral. It's not dead yet.
thought... papasmurf..and.. ok. well yes I use them... but..

i'll shuddup now.

Yeah, my mom and I would both just up and die if a conversation like that somehow happened. I think mine still wants to think I'm a virgin.
Ahahahhaha... Not here.. The only time I hold my tongue is when pet names in relationships is mentioned.. or.. more extreme kinks. moms anti BDSM but serverly bent in the head.
Niiiiccceee....
I'm still freaking over my mom reading 50 shades... and telling me she liked it. And she's reading it to understand why he's a sadist. *facepalm*
LOL I think my mom would start screaming at the book if she read it.
That is not how it works at all.. that's abuse not.. what the fuck are you people reading.
I swear. I really think she'd toss the book in traffic.
 
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My mother knew since I was 7 I was going to have an... Interesting future.
Barbies tied to various things in the house...
Then found my sketch book when I was 17.

Yeeeeaaaah....
Ha.
 
I should add another warning label.

Text Speak makes my ladyboner shrivel, runaway, and die.
 
Last Thought

The house is silent.
I owe for two more stories and then finally the email bit.
I miss my twin.
I love this book. (Light Music)
I wish i could write like that.
Concentration.
It is needed.
Oooo Monster.

YUM.
 
Paid rent, cell, internet, power, medical bill, and have gas money stashed...

After all that.... let's see.... that leaves me with.... *counts wallet* $50! Go me!

I hate payday.



LT: Daddy should definitely do radio!

Sexy voice *nods*
 
*whispers*
I has Redbull. Energy energy energy

Can I lick Monster off of you? It's like two different highs at once. Pretty please?




...... fuck you work. I wanna lick Luna.

Wanders close to rise up on tip toe and press full lips to pretty Dream ear

We can do the drink of 69...you pour Redbull on you...I pour Monster on me...and then we start...licking. OR we can pour our respective drinks on one another....and see who gets to the gooey center...first.

Grins.
 
Also not two, four...

But the other two will have to wait until I finish the email bit...

as I like the way my response is forming up for that one...
 
Wanders close to rise up on tip toe and press full lips to pretty Dream ear

We can do the drink of 69...you pour Redbull on you...I pour Monster on me...and then we start...licking. OR we can pour our respective drinks on one another....and see who gets to the gooey center...first.

Grins.

Luna haz teh bestest ideas
 
Wanders close to rise up on tip toe and press full lips to pretty Dream ear

We can do the drink of 69...you pour Redbull on you...I pour Monster on me...and then we start...licking. OR we can pour our respective drinks on one another....and see who gets to the gooey center...first.

Grins.

*licks lips, ready to watch*

I was going to say you really shouldn't drink that crap, but if it leads to this, then by all means.
 
Luna haz teh bestest ideas

takes a bow and then tackle hugs friend Rider

*licks lips, ready to watch*

I was going to say you really shouldn't drink that crap, but if it leads to this, then by all means.

gives a wicked grin

Well with you, we will aim for cocoa...warm (not hot) cocoa...and sprinklings of nutmeg on nipples...

so that I can take a minute to get it ALL...off.

nods.
 
takes a bow and then tackle hugs friend Rider



gives a wicked grin

Well with you, we will aim for cocoa...warm (not hot) cocoa...and sprinklings of nutmeg on nipples...

so that I can take a minute to get it ALL...off.

nods.

Suddenly I have a taste for warm cocoa.

*slips my shirt off and slides a cup slighty to reveal a nipple*

And I am ready for the nutmeg.

*hopes you liked my post*
 
Miss twin too...

Other last thought.

I think I shall go get boxes and pretend I'm moving. Only in reverse. Anything I wouldnt pack to move with goes in the box and the fucking boxes of CRAP move out.

I have no idea how I accumulate so much shit but the donation centers dont care how...
 
Suddenly I have a taste for warm cocoa.

*slips my shirt off and slides a cup slighty to reveal a nipple*

And I am ready for the nutmeg.

*hopes you liked my post*

blushes and grins and moves off to get me some cocoa, whipped cream and nutmeg.

LOVED the post.

Miss twin too...

Other last thought.

I think I shall go get boxes and pretend I'm moving. Only in reverse. Anything I wouldnt pack to move with goes in the box and the fucking boxes of CRAP move out.

I have no idea how I accumulate so much shit but the donation centers dont care how...

*giggles hysterically*

I do that twice a year.

Clothes, dishes, anything and everything that is in reasonably good condition but that doesn't go with anything in my house anymore.
 
Last thought

Okay...Danica.

Focus. Reread the last posts and figure it out.

THEN you can get back to your email story. Understand?
 
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