Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
- Posts
- 5,305
That's Officer Capone to you. Now hands behind your back!
Yes, ma'am. Be sure to frisk me thoroughly.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
That's Officer Capone to you. Now hands behind your back!
I'm feeling frisky!
Uh oh, are those cats rubbing against you?
I've taught my cats to take a running leap and land on my balls in the middle of the night. This is no other way to live. Keeps a man sharp!
Are you taking a pet? Might be needed as a backup food supply. Bon voyage!Hey hey! I just caught a slow boat to China. It's one of those container carriers making a return run. Hope nobody checks my container.
Are you taking a pet? Might use up your air supply, just sayin. Bon voyage!
There are hard, cold choices one sometimes has to make in life.
Wait! Let's not be hasty, unless you're talking about Ren and Stimpy. Those creatures are both vile.
Off with his head!
Hey, everybody's gotta have a mission in life.Ouch! You are SUCH a buzz kill.
Hey, everybody's gotta have a purpose in life.
I have an important decision to make before I can proceed.
Why leave anyone out?
Well, I suppose that's as credible theory as any about why humans have two arms.I suppose evolution--takes too much concentration to manage more than two at a time.
Well, I'm thinking about credible evolutionary theories.
I just wouldn't want to have been alive until boobs were invented.
Lack of nipples and mammary glands would have made it hard to feed babies.
Eye contact is necessary to form a relationship? Could be bullshit, but it kinda makes sense.
Well? What about men who couldn't see ass or tits?
I wouldn't know, but just because you can't prove it by me doesn't mean it isn't real.Women having multiple orgasms is a myth. So there.
Pinnipeds have their own subcultures. Be glad it isn't a walrus. Goo-goo g-joob.I wouldn't know, but just because it doesn't bark doesn't mean it isn't a seal.
Fuck all cultures. Fuck everybody different!
I Youtube.
All porn should be banished.
You're delightfully evil!