The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

Evil Alpaca · Feb 3, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Hey, we;ve got popcorn, do we qualify as a watering hole?

I guess I missed the show on Animal Planet where all the zebra and water buffalo gathered around a big puddle in the plains of Africa arguing over how long to set the microwave so the popcorn comes out just right . . .

minsue · Feb 3, 2005

Evil Alpaca said:
I guess I missed the show on Animal Planet where all the zebra and water buffalo gathered around a big puddle in the plains of Africa arguing over how long to set the microwave so the popcorn comes out just right . . .

carsonshepherd · Feb 3, 2005

NoJo · Feb 3, 2005

I refuse to post here more than six times a week.

Evil Alpaca · Feb 3, 2005

Sub Joe said:
I refuse to post here more than six times a week.

An standard week or a metric week?

carsonshepherd · Feb 3, 2005

Sub Joe said:
I refuse to post here more than six times a week.

A shocking number of people don't get laid, I've noticed. We have a crowd of regulars, but always accept new customers. Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...

SeaCat · Feb 3, 2005

I'm outa here! :devil:

Cat

(But I'm sure I'll be back.

)

NoJo · Feb 3, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...

I don't know what exactly that means, but suddenly I feel a whole lot more frustrated...

carsonshepherd · Feb 3, 2005

Sub Joe said:
I don't know what exactly that means, but suddenly I feel a whole lot more frustrated...

*snicker*

OhMissScarlett · Feb 3, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
A shocking number of people don't get laid, I've noticed. We have a crowd of regulars, but always accept new customers. Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...

It is odd that a gaggle of porn writers don't get laid more often. Do they write out of frustration or something? Not that I do, just wondering...

minsue · Feb 3, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
Do they write out of frustration or something?

Ya think?

Celtic Princess · Feb 3, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
A shocking number of people don't get laid, I've noticed. We have a crowd of regulars, but always accept new customers. Don't let Yui paint your toenails though...

I'd let Yui paint my toenails. *nods

I would even do her toes for her.

carsonshepherd · Feb 3, 2005

OhMissScarlett said:
It is odd that a gaggle of porn writers don't get laid more often. Do they write out of frustration or something? Not that I do, just wondering...

Just see my title line for my answer....

minsue · Feb 3, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Just see my title line for my answer....

I love that song.

Damnit Carson, you give the evil DJ in my head too much fuel. It just ain't right to have Soul Asylum and Violent Femmes going through one's head simultaneously.

SeaCat · Feb 3, 2005

Celtic Princess said:
I'd let Yui paint my toenails. *nods

I would even do her toes for her.

Now that is a question begging line if I ever saw one.

Cat

OhMissScarlett · Feb 3, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
Just see my title line for my answer....

Haha. Sorry, it's been a day for slow revelations. Great title and even better sainthood.

Honey123 · Feb 3, 2005

Why do I feel that this thread is like pergatory?

Waiting to be laid is like waiting to enter heaven

Evil Alpaca · Feb 3, 2005

Honey123 said:
Why do I feel that this thread is like pergatory?

Waiting to be laid is like waiting to enter heaven

Damn it! I'm agnostic! I am so up the creek!

minsue · Feb 3, 2005

Evil Alpaca said:
Damn it! I'm agnostic! I am so up the creek!

Are you sure?

carsonshepherd · Feb 3, 2005

minsue said:
I love that song.

Damnit Carson, you give the evil DJ in my head too much fuel. It just ain't right to have Soul Asylum and Violent Femmes going through one's head simultaneously.

You don';t know whether to puke or cry, do you?

And for the record I don't really care for that SA song, but I like the sentiment, and I love you for always getting my references. :heart:

Honey123 · Feb 3, 2005

Evil Alpaca said:
Damn it! I'm agnostic! I am so up the creek!

Heaven's what you make of it, hon...relax all good things cum in time

minsue · Feb 3, 2005

carsonshepherd said:
You don';t know whether to puke or cry, do you?

And for the record I don't really care for that SA song, but I like the sentiment, and I love you for always getting my references.

I love the song through the first chorus and then I lose interest and move on.

But the damn chorus is catchy and now it won't leave.

And I love that you have references I can get.

Evil Alpaca · Feb 3, 2005

minsue said:
Are you sure?

Pretty sure. Sigh.

BlackShanglan · Feb 3, 2005

minsue said:
I love the song through the first chorus and then I lose interest and move on. But the damn chorus is catchy and now it won't leave.

I have to be careful when and where I play it. Can't play it without singing it.

Shanglan

(Ever heard a horse sing? Awful bloody racket.)

yui · Feb 3, 2005

Celtic Princess said:
I'd let Yui paint my toenails. *nods

I would even do her toes for her.

Yui would be honored to paint the toes of the Princess of Mansex...maybe you could summon up a few of those naked cabana boys for entertainment.

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