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I’m around.
It is just so cold and windy, that I spend most of my time looking for warm places to hide.
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I’m around.
It is just so cold and windy, that I spend most of my time looking for warm places to hide.
EroticRomanticMan
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I had to do a course of steroids last summer! I hated it but it saved me! I know what you are going through! It’s awful! You can fight me! I’ll understand!!!
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I'll sell you mine...really cheap! Hell, you can have it no charge - just a promise not to send me any Vegemite as a thank-you gift.
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You can have mine too!
It should be spring by now.
It should be spring by now.
Saucyminx
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You saw where I was: State trotting, drinking too much, and wearing funny hats—which seems to be a symptom of drinking too much.
Hang in there gorgeous one—and if you need bail, just call me. Or I will bust you out and we can go on the lamb.
Why is all my advil gone? I found a York Peppermint patty but no Advil or painkillers of any sort. I ate the peppermint patty—gross—and I still have a headache. Clearly not an equal substitution.
Hang in there gorgeous one—and if you need bail, just call me. Or I will bust you out and we can go on the lamb.
Why is all my advil gone? I found a York Peppermint patty but no Advil or painkillers of any sort. I ate the peppermint patty—gross—and I still have a headache. Clearly not an equal substitution.
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Saucyminx
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Is that a Conor Lamb? Asking for a friend.
Damnit. I’m blaming autocorrect. So there.
I almost wish I had 2017 back. This year so far has really wanged chung.
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pplwatching
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Frontenac chateau baby
I'll cross the frontier at ten
Got a whip in my hand baby
And a girl or a husky at leather's end
It's all right, it's all right
I'm on the Lamb, But I Ain't No Sheep
I'll cross the frontier at ten
Got a whip in my hand baby
And a girl or a husky at leather's end
It's all right, it's all right
I'm on the Lamb, But I Ain't No Sheep
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Damnit. I’m blaming autocorrect. So there.
I almost wish I had 2017 back. This year so far has really wanged chung.
I ducking believe it.
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Miles Long
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At least there's vacation.
Emerson40
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All’s good. It was just a few Blues tunes, full of feels.
Though, if I ever start a thread full of torn up wedding album photos, goth clothing, and links to Carl Orff music, rally the Pillow Fight Club.
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Inspired by realtors making 8’ x 11’ bedrooms appear as vast, great rooms in their listings, a wide angle lens and my creative cropping skills have brought my unsolicited dick pics up a considerable notch.
We’re talking some next level, panty-dampening shit here.
We’re talking some next level, panty-dampening shit here.
Saucyminx
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The proof is in the picturing.
Miles Long
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And exhale.
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True. The other side of the coin is that we find out not only who we really are but who are true friends really are.
Miles Long
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I’m just glad you finally got some sausage in you. You had to be starving after all that hard driving.
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I'm going to fly in an aeroplane! Gee, that's swell!
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She had how much in where?
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Emerson40
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An app that is inspired by someone who uses sobriety as a differential between say, a Wednesday and Thursday, sounds like either a hot bag of snakes, or a rollicking bunch of chuckles and fun.
Point me towards the crowd-funding page and sign me up!
Point me towards the crowd-funding page and sign me up!
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