JackAssJim - The Other White Meat

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Ok, so you don't have to hijack anyone else's thread, come talk to me, so I can tell you how much I no longer love you.
 
Bent said:
He left me with a nice glaze and popped my marachino cherry.

I hope it was a honey glaze. Otherwise, there's just no hope for him at all.
 
JackAssJim said:
did you listen to a certain southern band song? :p


I did! I downloaded it from iTunes, even! I think I began to really start missing you when a friend of mine let his accent slip into that deep southern drawl that he likes to cover up. After that, I was smitten again, so here I am.
 
FinePhilly said:
I hope it was a honey glaze. Otherwise, there's just no hope for him at all.


He tried to slip me a pineapple ring, but I was having none of that.
 
FinePhilly said:
Pineapple has no business near meat.....or pizza.


I love pineapple on my pizza it just make his pepperoni look smaller, though.
 
Bent said:
I love pineapple on my pizza it just make his pepperoni look smaller, though.


I have a solution for that. No pineapple OR pepperoni on pizza.
 
Coming into this thread reminds me of walking into a bingo parlor!
 
FinePhilly said:
Nonsense.

There are many perfectly acceptable pizza toppings

Bacon
Sausage
Mushrooms
Beef
Chicken


All that would just make me heave.
 
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