Sadly, I've thought this many times.
*changing mine a little*
Is it supposed to do that?
Really? Is that what it looks like?
Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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Is it supposed to do that?
Really? Is that what it looks like?
GinnieHazel
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Crap, I let go of the end. Can you reach in and grab it?
lovecraft68
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Wow, they make them look so big in the porns
LaRascasse
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"When does it start feeling good?"
lovecraft68
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Hurry up, my husband's due home any minute.
lovecraft68
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Oh, I guess that really was a sock in your jeans.
lovecraft68
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Do me a favor? On your way out, toss me that vibrator, so I can finish what you couldn't.
lovecraft68
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"Don't tell mommy"
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lovecraft68
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...and you said it was solar powered....
It is, but I wanted the lights out because, um... well because!
lovecraft68
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Umm, shouldn't I be feeling something right about now?
lovecraft68
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Your sister was better
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