Have you ever_____?

lilmischief · Feb 6, 2013

bharman4102 said:
Yes. Both literally and philosophically. Not my proudest times.

HYE gone from 'hi, how are you' to making out in the back of the club within an hour?

Not totally making out but kissed them yes.

HYE felt up a partner on the dance floor at a club?

BaconBot · Feb 6, 2013

lilmischief said:
Not totally making out but kissed them yes.

HYE felt up a partner on the dance floor at a club?

nope.

HYE lifted up your girlfriend's skirt (or had yours lifted) just to see her reaction?

MaxSmith · Feb 6, 2013

BaconBot said:
nope.

HYE lifted up your girlfriend's skirt (or had yours lifted) just to see her reaction?

Yes.

HYE warned the person lifting said skirt that if it is done again, he will regret it ... and followed through?

Porkwarrior · Feb 6, 2013

MaxSmith said:
Yes.

HYE warned the person lifting said skirt that if it is done again, he will regret it ... and followed through?

Yes, well if you count kilts as a skirt.
Telling her "nice girls don't ask, naughty girls find out for themselves" didn't come without consequences.

HYE been curious about what a man wears under a kilt?

MaxSmith · Feb 7, 2013

Porkwarrior said:
Yes, well if you count kilts as a skirt.
Telling her "nice girls don't ask, naughty girls find out for themselves" didn't come without consequences.

HYE been curious about what a man wears under a kilt?

Nope... was shown in no uncertain terms once or twice...

HYE hooked up with a brides maid/groomsman at a wedding?

BongoGal · Feb 7, 2013

MaxSmith said:
HYE hooked up with a brides maid/groomsman at a wedding?

Very nearly, but not quite.

Have you ever been to the wedding of a person with whom you've had sex?

Airka4real · Feb 7, 2013

BongoGal said:
Very nearly, but not quite.

Have you ever been to the wedding of a person with whom you've had sex?

Nope.

HYE been arrested?

1sickbastard · Feb 7, 2013

BongoGal said:
Very nearly, but not quite.

Have you ever been to the wedding of a person with whom you've had sex?

Yes, but it was the person I was marrying.

HYE been to the wedding of a person with whom you wanted to have sex?

Paul_Chance · Feb 7, 2013

Oh yes.

HYE had sex AT a wedding ?

andy_charles · Feb 7, 2013

Paul_Chance said:
Oh yes.

HYE had sex AT a wedding ?

Yes

HYE had sex at a funeral?

MaxSmith · Feb 7, 2013

andy_charles said:
Yes

HYE had sex at a funeral?

No.

HYE had sex at church?

andyomama66 · Feb 7, 2013

MaxSmith said:
No.

HYE had sex at church?

Does the parking lot count? No. It's on my list.

How about a library?

icandothis · Feb 7, 2013

andyomama66 said:
Does the parking lot count? No. It's on my list.

How about a library?

No.

After sveral years HYE had sex with an ex, and it turned out to be just as good as you remembered it?

andy_charles · Feb 7, 2013

icandothis said:
No.

After sveral years HYE had sex with an ex, and it turned out to be just as good as you remembered it?

I wish

HYE had sex with an ex's ex?

NotHisLady · Feb 7, 2013

icandothis said:
No.

After sveral years HYE had sex with an ex, and it turned out to be just as good as you remembered it?

no, and I refuse to elaborate on which part of that question I'm answering!

HYE had found out that a friend was dating someone you've had sex with?

C2W · Feb 7, 2013

---

yeah but thing was she was still going out with me
so it made double dating a little awkward.
Especially when it came to sex, cuz he was one of THOSE guys...

Have you ever...
offered to suck someone off got turned down by them
but got a better offer on the rebound from someone else?

Porkwarrior · Feb 7, 2013

C2W said:
Have you ever...
offered to suck someone off got turned down by them
but got a better offer on the rebound from someone else?

Um, yes.

HYE crashed a wedding?

RjThoughts · Feb 7, 2013

Porkwarrior said:
Um, yes.

HYE crashed a wedding?

Yes. oh yes

HYE crashed an anniversary party

Porkwarrior · Feb 7, 2013

RjThoughts said:
Yes. oh yes

HYE crashed an anniversary party

Haa haa no.

HYE unknowingly crashed a business party, but stayed because they had an open bar and their buffet was a lot better than the cheap bastards you worked for?

NotHisLady · Feb 7, 2013

RjThoughts said:
Yes. oh yes

HYE crashed an anniversary party

no, I've avoided a few

HYE not gone to your own party?

BaconBot · Feb 7, 2013

NotHisLady said:
no, I've avoided a few

HYE not gone to your own party?

Yes, but that's because I wasn't invited.

HYE been to a sexy party?

c4tchme · Feb 7, 2013

BaconBot said:
Yes, but that's because I wasn't invited.

HYE been to a sexy party?

Nope.

Have you ever warn your partners underwear?

NotHisLady · Feb 7, 2013

c4tchme said:
Nope.

Have you ever warn your partners underwear?

around the house--what can I say, boxers are comfy

HYE gotten caught with someone else's undies and had to explain it?

Porkwarrior · Feb 7, 2013

NotHisLady said:
around the house--what can I say, boxers are comfy

HYE gotten caught with someone else's undies and had to explain it?

I dunno about "caught", but I lost out on a night of much needed shagging when a woman found another woman's panties in my bedsheets and wasn't happy about it.

HYE returned a pair of underwear to the wrong person?

NotHisLady · Feb 7, 2013

Porkwarrior said:
I dunno about "caught", but I lost out on a night of much needed shagging when a woman found another woman's panties in my bedsheets and wasn't happy about it.

HYE returned a pair of underwear to the wrong person?

I'd say you got caught.
As far as returning? No, what I end up with I keep.

HYE gone out wearing undies and came home without them?

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