As The Hospital Pervs

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And I am all pressed again
With starched pajamas
Disguised as scrubs

A sweet handmaiden
Hidden behind
A beautiful mind.

It is a big secret.
 
Please stop talking to yourself. It really isn't healthy.
You mean to tell me that I have not been talking to you all this time? <pouting>

Unless that bloody knife you are holding is a surgical instrument, that will be used to cut my belly open for palliative relief of chronic butterflies, I think that I can figure out what is healthy.
 
Smart Ass

A smart ass

I don’t really want to be one.
Some doctors just provoke me.
In hopes, they will do their job.

Sometimes it works but

I just end up feeling guilty.
He was asking for it.
Fucker.
 
Education

Continuous ECG monitoring part one explained by me!

I will some day cover all rhythm recognition.

Not as exciting as pursed lips, but I get excited about the heart.
:heart:
 
Manipulate the drum beat
increase the stroke volume

it's like music.

And I'm a good dancer.
 
Nurses and Doctors make the worse patients.
My little finger has been tingly and numb on my left hand for over a week.

We just know too much.

I said to myself: I will just keep taking aspirin in case I have decreased blood flow to the brain.

Finally, yesterday mid shift, I got a quick free assessment from the weird-O neurologist: I have a pinched ulnar nerve.

It feels like when you hit your funny bone, or fall asleep on your arm, except it does not go away!

The physical therapist at work, contorted my arm into such a position that it felt really good. The problem is I can't get my arm in that way by myself, so now I have to wait till tomorrow when I go back to work, to get that relief again. :(
 
Alright.

Step where ever you want to. I am a risk taker.
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