"I Need a Screw"

sirhugs

Riding to the Rescue
Joined
Jan 25, 2002
Posts
40,358
For most of the first day at his new part time job, at the old school hardware store nerdy eighteen year old virgin Harold thought he was the only one who got a stiffie with customers coming in saying things like "I need a screw" or "I need the right lubricant for my stiff knob ".

The third time he sneaks to the staff washroom upstairs behind the office to relieve himself, he notices his boss, old Mr. Fustus, with the plump bookkeeper, Mrs. Muffitt, on his lap...
 
Back
Top